Gris, should all that be spoiler-fonted?
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Jesse - Jul 19, 2010 11:34:05 am PDT #10015 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tiggy - Jul 19, 2010 11:37:46 am PDT #10016 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
it has all of them PLUS Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren AND Mickey Rourke. i had originally heard that all the 80s action stars would be in it, which would include Segall and Jean-Claude, but i don't see them on the imdb page.
oh and Charisma Carpenter is in it. i'll have to see it. no matter how bad it is. i'm sure i won't see it in theatres though.
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2010 11:37:50 am PDT #10017 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
we did see one for a new action flick that supposedly stars Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and... Arnold Schwarzenegger? WTF?
And Charisma Carpenter.
Which, really, is what boggles the mind.
Still, Statham and Jet Li figured large in the trailer, so I'm there. Despite hating the people you cited.
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2010 11:43:15 am PDT #10018 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
i'll have to see it. no matter how bad it is. i'm sure i won't see it in theatres though.
I'll be in the theatre for it, because I'm like that.
And I hate Mickey Rourke.
But Randy Couture!
Steven Seagal reputedly had a falling out with the producer. Jean Claude turned it down because it wasn't character-oriented enough.
Okay.
tiggy - Jul 19, 2010 11:46:34 am PDT #10019 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Jean Claude turned it down because it wasn't character-oriented enough.
bwah! ummm...okay.
amych - Jul 19, 2010 11:47:40 am PDT #10020 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jean Claude turned it down because it wasn't character-oriented enough.
That's on the list of the funniest sentences I've ever read.
Typo Boy - Jul 19, 2010 12:01:18 pm PDT #10021 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
For what it is worth, I often have dreams with feral babies infesting a house, crawling on the ceiling and rustling inside the walls. They never attack people and strip all the flesh from their bones, leaving nothing but a skeleton behind, but it is always taken for granted that this a real danger. That strikes me as weirder than dwarfs. But I'll admit that, unlike ita, I've never dreamed about dwarfs.
Burrell - Jul 19, 2010 12:16:16 pm PDT #10022 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Arnold Schwarzenegger? WTF? Shouldn't he be busy fixing California's budget or something?
Have you seen his attempts at fixing the budget? I'd rather he stick to acting.
Scrappy - Jul 19, 2010 12:27:21 pm PDT #10023 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Burrell FTW.
Connie Neil - Jul 19, 2010 12:37:48 pm PDT #10024 of 30000
brillig
crawling on the ceiling and rustling inside the walls
"They're in the room!"