Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - May 05, 2009 10:54:22 am PDT #8858 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Today = sucks.

I too am trying to take this as the universe's way of saying "You need to concentrate on the book promotion! It will take care of you!"

But I'm still upset.


Steph L. - May 05, 2009 10:54:52 am PDT #8859 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But I'm still upset.

As you should be. Fucksticks.


hippocampus - May 05, 2009 10:54:59 am PDT #8860 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

oh hell Nora. Sparky is wise - I know from experience. And I'd let Vortex make the talk - for she is good with it.

Jilli, you are one of the spiciest brains I've never met and this is a crappy shitty thing. I am so sorry.

::glares at today and tells it to get on home.::


Pix - May 05, 2009 10:56:04 am PDT #8861 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

DAMN IT! Jilli, I'm so sorry.

FUCK TODAY!!

What Aims said.


Calli - May 05, 2009 10:59:40 am PDT #8862 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Jilli.


Nora Deirdre - May 05, 2009 11:01:19 am PDT #8863 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I have to say, thank you all for being here. It is a very not-sucking thing about the day for me.


Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2009 11:04:36 am PDT #8864 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gah! Lay off, universe!!!!

{{{Nora!!!}}}

{{{Jilli!!!}}}

So sorry to hear bad things are happening to you both today. Obviously, the shite weater today is part of the conspiracy.


Polter-Cow - May 05, 2009 11:09:41 am PDT #8865 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Motherfuck, Jilli! {{{Jilli}}} I'm sorry.

But this does give you more time for book promotion! Which will be more fun than working anyway. And will lead the way to bigger and better things as you become an all-star Perky Goth Celebrity.


Barb - May 05, 2009 11:10:06 am PDT #8866 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

All right, today is officially on The List.

Okay, today is sucking ass with a side of hemorrhoids.

As usual, Tep said it in a trés elegant manner.


Steph L. - May 05, 2009 11:13:06 am PDT #8867 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

As usual, Tep said it in a trés elegant manner.

I have elegance coming out of my bottom! t /Anya

(Yes, I know the quote was "finesse.")