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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kathy A - May 05, 2009 8:50:49 am PDT #8827 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, Nora, I'm so sorry.

Keeping my fingers crossed for Jilli and Plei.


Kathy A - May 05, 2009 8:53:22 am PDT #8828 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

To go upthread a bit:

The really interesting part of the morning came when I was on my way to the dealer and driving through a school zone near my house-- woman behind me was putting on mascara, while driving, through the school zone. Mind-boggling what some people think is okay to do while driving.

Over the weekend, a woman was painting her fingernails while driving, failed to break, and killed a motorcyclist when she was thrown off her bike.


Polter-Cow - May 05, 2009 9:03:59 am PDT #8829 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The hell?? That's insane.


Vortex - May 05, 2009 9:04:05 am PDT #8830 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I need the strength to tell my family that I failed and that there is no graduation to plan to go to. I need to tell them to cancel their hotel reservations and stop planning my party.

oh, honey, I know this is the terrible bit. If Tom isn't comfortable doing it, I would do this for you. Parents love me :) I wish that I could give you a hug right now.


Trudy Booth - May 05, 2009 9:06:07 am PDT #8831 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If Tom isn't comfortable doing it, I would do this for you. Parents love me :) I wish that I could give you a hug right now.

Awww, Vortex, you are da bomb!

And you could make a nice living doing this. I had a friend in college who we all thought should offer his services as a coming out boyfriend because he was so charming to parents.


Aims - May 05, 2009 9:07:46 am PDT #8832 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nora, I am so sorry honey. What everyone else said - let Tom make the calls. I wish I could do something to make you not feel so devastated. If you want or need someone to read the papers anytime, please let me know. {{Nora}}


ChiKat - May 05, 2009 9:11:54 am PDT #8833 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Nora}} Oh, honey, I am so so sorry. Please let Tom (or Vortex!) make the calls for you. I wish I was there to take you out for beers and commiserating. Don't be too hard on yourself. As others have said, it's a setback, not an end of the road.


Burrell - May 05, 2009 9:20:31 am PDT #8834 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Nora, I am so sorry.


Sean K - May 05, 2009 9:21:52 am PDT #8835 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sorry to hear it, Nora.


Sean K - May 05, 2009 9:22:38 am PDT #8836 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

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