How many toddlers suffer brain damage from falling their own height? Aren't they made bendy for a reason?
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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§ ita § - May 04, 2009 1:36:27 pm PDT #8739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
vw bug - May 04, 2009 2:07:33 pm PDT #8740 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Fashion question. A friend has offered to buy me a dress for graduation and my party. What do we think of this dress for me? [link]
§ ita § - May 04, 2009 2:10:57 pm PDT #8741 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a pretty dress, vw. Though I think the model needs better foundation garments.
Barb - May 04, 2009 2:13:42 pm PDT #8742 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Seconding ita on both counts. Boobies really shouldn't go in opposite directions.
vw bug - May 04, 2009 2:15:29 pm PDT #8743 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Totally! I actually originally saw the dress in a flyer they sent me. When I looked it up online, I had to double-check to make sure it was the right dress! The models are different, and the one in the flyer is much more attractive!
Sophia Brooks - May 04, 2009 2:35:15 pm PDT #8744 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I saw the flyer, too, and I was thinking of buying it myself! It doe look much better in the flyer. And I think you should buy it.
Jessica - May 04, 2009 3:01:00 pm PDT #8745 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
How many toddlers suffer brain damage from falling their own height? Aren't they made bendy for a reason?
Bendy AND bouncy - the combination of baby fat and not-quite-hardened bones makes toddlers pretty ideally suited for the minor injuries that come with learning to walk. (And really, I'm pretty sure your average prehistoric cave was a harsher environment than your average living room. If we evolved from toddlers who didn't all kill themselves tripping over sharpened sticks, I have every confidence that modern toddlers can learn to navigate a fucking coffee table.)
JZ - May 04, 2009 3:01:24 pm PDT #8746 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
That dress is adorable!
beth b - May 04, 2009 3:03:04 pm PDT #8747 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am thinking very seriously about getting my MLS. I saw a job where the dollars make the degree look more interesting, so it might be time.
But the websites are making my head hurt.
Beverly - May 04, 2009 3:07:05 pm PDT #8748 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Breathing in that sweet new human smell. Don't they smell delicious?
Even after they're not so very new anymore, their heads still smell nice.
You know how sensitive to touch the bottom of your nose and the stretch of skin between it and your upper lip is? My favorite thing with kid-on-lap was to nuzzle-smell the scalp and the hair. Positively dizzying. Those endorphins kept me from launching one or the other of mine into orbit on more than one occasion, I'm sure.