oh dear.
I'm happy to say I've never been embarassed by the way mom looks. Some of the things she says on the other hand...
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 02, 2009 11:11:15 am PDT #8558 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 02, 2009 11:59:09 am PDT #8559 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Some of the things she says on the other hand...
"Oh, did I ring you? I wanted your sister." (This happens about once a week.)
She used to make us what she called Lamb Creole. An exceptionally hyperbolic name - it was basically lamb with a tin of tomato soup opened on top of it...
When she moved into a new place, she raved about how accessible it would be for me. It has two flights of stairs in it. Heh.
"Mum, I can't fit everything into the dishwasher." "Just put what you can in." (A regular reply that she never, ever noticed the weirdness of.)
She has infected me with quite serious OCD-like tendencies that I thought were normal, until I started living with people who are not her. I have learnt that it's OK to dry your hands on a dishtowel occasionally. And also not to follow *any* of her cooking tips.
Ah, God bless my mother. She's crazy and adorable.
Calli - May 02, 2009 12:03:10 pm PDT #8560 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My mom was 39 when I was born, and short, round, and gray-haired for as long as I knew her. The first time I met a friend's mom who wore miniskirts I had a serious moment of bogglement. You mean moms aren't born in polyester pantsuits and sensible flats? Inconceivable!
Laura - May 02, 2009 12:44:33 pm PDT #8561 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Taking a quick break from the crazy busy. I'm cleaning the house, which is really silly since I am about to have a dozen teenage boys here and really they don't notice or care, but I want to have surfaces cleared for the cups and plates and such. Breathing a moment before heading to the grocery store. Hot dogs, mac 'n cheese, frozen pizzas, chips and such, tons of drinks, ice. That should replenish them from a couple ball games and keep them busy while watching the movie. My brilliant plan for seating is to have the same movie playing in 2 rooms so they can float around as they are a slightly restless bunch.
My mother has always looked sensible for her age. She falls within the normal range of embarrassment with her words and actions. I know I lucked out in the parent department.
Ok, cooled off enough to go back out into the heat and get to the store.
Laura - May 02, 2009 12:51:37 pm PDT #8562 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
No gone yet.
FTR, teenage boys kinda scary. I've decided that the blasting Rap music and the boys singing is amusing and worth the ear damage, particularly when they sing along with the songs by women and do the high voice thing. Wish I had a video of that. When they aren't blasting the music they talk about stuff including girls, that would be the scary part. Wish I had headphones for that.
Atropa - May 02, 2009 1:05:01 pm PDT #8563 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Has Jilli seen Making Fiends?
Oooh, no I hadn't!
I can be amazingly judgmental about other people's clothing. Which is kind of ridiculous, considering how I dress every day. But really? Micro-minis and knee-high stiletto-heeled boots? Not appropriate for the office, in my opinion.
Laga - May 02, 2009 1:10:53 pm PDT #8564 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
My mom is a fanny patter. One time at the zoo someone was wearing the same color shirt as my sister and mom sidled up and gave her a couple of pats on the fanny. When the poor girl looked around horrified Mom said matter-of-factly, "oh I'm sorry. I thought you were my daughter."
meara - May 02, 2009 2:04:21 pm PDT #8565 of 30000
"Mum, I can't fit everything into the dishwasher." "Just put what you can in." (A regular reply that she never, ever noticed the weirdness of.)
Er, wait, what's wrong with that? I don't get it. Run the dishwasher, and then put the rest in, no? I mean, if we had people over for dinner, sometimes there were a lot of dishes! Didn't mean we were going to hand wash the rest of them!!
Hil R. - May 02, 2009 2:24:34 pm PDT #8566 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Cooking question: I'm looking at this recipe for fried artichokes. [link] It includes this instruction:
Select a pot that is large enough to comfortably hold all of the artichoke halves. Place them in the pot, fill with oil until chokes are half covered. Then add water to cover. Bring pot to a simmer and cook, uncovered, about 15 minutes until they are cooked but not too soft.
I haven't actually tried this, but pretty much every experience I have with heating oil and water together tells me this will lead to hot oil and water spattering all over the kitchen and the cook. What am I missing here?
-t - May 02, 2009 2:30:51 pm PDT #8567 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I've made a similar recipe with asparagus - you simmer over lowish heat and the water evaporates while cooking the veggies a bit, leaving the partially cooked veggies deliciously frying in the remaining oil. I don't recall a lot of spattering but it's a while since I did asparagus that way; I'm all about broiling them, now.