Crap. Two students at my university have swine flu.
Don't eat their bacon!
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - May 01, 2009 5:12:34 pm PDT #8492 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hil R. - May 01, 2009 5:13:41 pm PDT #8493 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The university sent out an email reminding us to wash our hands and not to hang out with sneezing feverish people.
DCJensen - May 01, 2009 5:18:32 pm PDT #8494 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
That reminds me of something emailed to me from my friend Kevin:
"It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well lo and behold, 100 days into his presidency...swine flu." - unknown
Trudy Booth - May 01, 2009 5:19:49 pm PDT #8495 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, that's pretty funny.
DCJensen - May 01, 2009 5:23:44 pm PDT #8496 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
That being said, I am so not looking forward to the Craxy as the replacement for Supreme Court Justice Souter is considered.
The wackier ultra-cons are already revving up the hate parade.
Sigh.
Burrell - May 01, 2009 6:13:11 pm PDT #8497 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
"It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well lo and behold, 100 days into his presidency...swine flu." - unknown
That one was spammed around my campus via text messaging.
Hil R. - May 01, 2009 6:49:02 pm PDT #8498 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Ow. Stupid ankle.
Um. I wanted this to not be a post just to say "ow," but I can't think of anything else to say, so I'll leave it as just a whining post.
Laga - May 01, 2009 6:53:11 pm PDT #8499 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
hey ankle! Stop hurting Hil!
beth b - May 01, 2009 7:32:32 pm PDT #8500 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Pix - May 01, 2009 7:58:03 pm PDT #8501 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
We were informed today that if anyone at our school is verified to have swine flu, we will be closing for FOURTEEN DAYS. Seriously, people? I mean, I get that they're trying to nip this in the bud, but that seems excessive.
We have several students out with flu symptoms right now and a number of verified cases in LA County, so...yeah. We shall see.