Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Apr 30, 2009 10:25:08 am PDT #8357 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Stephen Fry's letter to his sixteen year old self

I hope you are well. I know you are not. As it happens you wrote in 1973 a letter to your future self and it is high time that your future self had the decency to write back.
cont.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 30, 2009 10:42:36 am PDT #8358 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Stephen Fry's letter to his sixteen year old self

Fascinating, complex and awesome.

Like the bloke himself, in fact.


Laga - Apr 30, 2009 11:41:41 am PDT #8359 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

that letter was bad for my allergies but good for my soul.


omnis_audis - Apr 30, 2009 12:00:55 pm PDT #8360 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

iphone music is not doing a good job at purging the songs from the show OUT of my brain. It's only a temporary thing. Aaargh. This is what happens when you hear the same tunes 25+ times in 2 weeks. Pencil won't fit in ear to push tunes out!


Hil R. - Apr 30, 2009 12:13:59 pm PDT #8361 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm earwormed with the theme song from Laverne and Shirley. You can have that one instead if you want, omnis.


Polter-Cow - Apr 30, 2009 12:14:23 pm PDT #8362 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My co-worker was feeling a little weird and asked if I would call 911 if she collapsed.

"Well," I said, "I'd have to call 8-911."

She found this extremely funny and then our co-worker started laughing and then I laughed and then we couldn't stop laughing for about three minutes. It was pretty great.

We've also been e-mailing about a new guy who keeps sneezing in a funny way. It's been determined that he's an alien. We're calling him Sneeza. Of Sneezdonia.


Trudy Booth - Apr 30, 2009 12:18:59 pm PDT #8363 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

We've also been e-mailing about a new guy who keeps sneezing in a funny way.

Does it sound like an oink?


omnis_audis - Apr 30, 2009 12:19:46 pm PDT #8364 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

We've also been e-mailing about a new guy who keeps sneezing in a funny way. It's been determined that he's an alien. We're calling him Sneeza. Of Sneezdonia.
Better sneezes than the farts of the folks in season 1 of Dr. Who! Eeeew!

ION, I'm testing the theater. A few weeks ago at a company meeting, they announced, if there was a conference/seminar or something that would help with our jobs, the job would pay for it. I put in a request for a seminar in September. It's only $900.


Kathy A - Apr 30, 2009 12:23:17 pm PDT #8365 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm earwormed with the theme song from Laverne and Shirley.

Hil, do you read Shakesville? Melissa was just talking about that song yesterday!


Vortex - Apr 30, 2009 12:24:09 pm PDT #8366 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We're gonna do iiiiitt . . .