If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Apr 23, 2009 2:39:20 pm PDT #7672 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

But what if there's another button that's especially pretty and/or shiny?

tommy, you're going to make Tep's head go splodey.


Laura - Apr 23, 2009 2:39:35 pm PDT #7673 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I solved the family computer support issue with installing Logmein on their computers. It is so much faster and easier for me to just take over their keyboard and do it myself.

Feeling futless. I think I shall pour a glass of wine and watch the sunset out front.


javachik - Apr 23, 2009 2:49:35 pm PDT #7674 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ohh, that's a good idea. Yesterday I was working at home and IT helped me with something using Crossloop. Free and easy!


Atropa - Apr 23, 2009 2:53:14 pm PDT #7675 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Your mom is the exemplar of Tech Support's Bane. Sort of like Isildur's Bane, but not quite so conniving.

The Tech Support people here at my job love me, because when I call them for help, I do exactly what they tell me. And because I don't do arcane things to my computer trying to fix the problem myself.


Kathy A - Apr 23, 2009 2:55:29 pm PDT #7676 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Thanks for the restaurant recs, Hil! I forwarded them onto my brother.


Fay - Apr 23, 2009 2:58:02 pm PDT #7677 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So very proud of Aims and Joe! Well done.

Jilli, I can't imagine anyone not being charmed by you.

Also, I want to see Jilli on Ellen during the day and TDS at night!

points at what Laura said. except for the TDS bit, 'cause I don't know what that is.

I don't know what specifically has you in a tizzy, Jilli my love, but you're wholly delightful, and made of the kind of genuine awesome that cannot help but slay one and all.


Hil R. - Apr 23, 2009 2:59:22 pm PDT #7678 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

points at what Laura said. except for the TDS bit, 'cause I don't know what that is.

The Daily Show. Jon Stewart. Late-night political comedy show. Awesome.


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2009 3:03:29 pm PDT #7679 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But what if there's another button that's especially pretty and/or shiny?

tommy, you're going to make Tep's head go splodey.

"See that open flame? DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN IT."

....

"OW! Fuck! It burns! It burrrrrrns!!!!"

"WHY did you do exactly what I told you NOT to do?!?"

"It was so pretty!"

That's what it's like to me. If I tell you to do one thing, why on God's green earth would you do anydamnthing else?

Obviously I should never be: tech support, a teacher, a parent, a coach....


Barb - Apr 23, 2009 3:07:26 pm PDT #7680 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Ooh, Tep-- I got the J. Peterman skirt and it's absolutely delicious and colorwise, looks so pretty with the corset.

Thank you for gently egging me on.


javachik - Apr 23, 2009 3:13:21 pm PDT #7681 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I think I need a corset for prom.