Just keep walking, preacher-man.

River ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 10, 2009 6:01:16 pm PDT #6407 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The filling in Twinkies is peculiarly unfoodlike.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2009 6:01:47 pm PDT #6408 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I had pizza for dinner -- it was sauceless, but with mozzarella cheese (or whatever blend is on pizzas), chopped tomatoes, kalamata olives, mushrooms (ick), feta cheese, and enough cloves of roasted garlic to kill a warehouse full of vampires.

It was SO good.


Polter-Cow - Apr 10, 2009 6:03:55 pm PDT #6409 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Because Twinkies really, truly, ming.

Is that a verb?


Laura - Apr 10, 2009 6:04:47 pm PDT #6410 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I've never had a twinkie, and I am really not tempted. That pizza sounds heavenly. Mmmmm garlic.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2009 6:05:15 pm PDT #6411 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Mmmmm garlic.

Oh god. There was probably 2 full heads of garlic on it. SO good.


DavidS - Apr 10, 2009 6:05:37 pm PDT #6412 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, I fail to see how "unhealthy" behaviors that impact only the individual engaging in them affect society.

Actually, people that get sick do have an impact on society beyond what their health insurance covers. And parents that smoke at home affect their own children. And parents that die of strokes, wind up having children surviving on Social Security benefits. And so on. Consider the effect that Suzi's longtime sick coworker has had on her life, and that company. It's not like Suzi blames her or is resentful, but you can't say it's happening in a vacuum.

So I'm saying the sick people who have no impact on society are a tiny portion of wealthy, well insured people who can afford private nurses.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2009 6:17:39 pm PDT #6413 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And parents that smoke at home affect their own children.

I already noted that smoking is an activity that DOES affect more than just the person who does it, unlike someone's decision to eat a Twinkie.

And parents that die of strokes, wind up having children surviving on Social Security benefits. And so on. Consider the effect that Suzi's longtime sick coworker has had on her life, and that company. It's not like Suzi blames her or is resentful, but you can't say it's happening in a vacuum.

How many disease states have an absolute causative action (or pattern of actions) that can be pointed to in order to say "Yes, he ate Twinkies his entire life, and now the Accounting Department of MegaCorp is suffering because of his absences from work due to his Twinkie-induced illness"?

Put another way, how many disease states can you point to and definitively say that if the person had done Healthy Action X, he wouldn't have developed the disease? Lung cancer and smoking, I absolutely agree. But what else?

What else is out there where you can say for sure that if the person had engaged in these vaunted virtuous healthy actions, they wouldn't have developed the disease and thus been a burden on society? With very few exceptions (lung cancer being one, HIV/AIDS being another), it's very hard to tell what factors caused a disease state. Because genetics plays an enormous role. And there's no virtue in being lucky enough to have been born to parents with no familial history of chronic disease.


Fay - Apr 10, 2009 6:29:36 pm PDT #6414 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Is that a verb?

It is among my people! Although whether it existed before the 90s, I couldn't tell you.

Ming is a verb, as in: "He mings!"

Meanwhile Minging is an adjective, as in: "That's totally minging! Take it away!" Or, indeed, as in the amusing wordplay in the Oasis song:

Round our way the birds are singing
Round our way the sun shines bright
Round our way the birds are minging (ie "the girls are ugly")
Round our way it's all right.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2009 6:31:22 pm PDT #6415 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Fay, is it pronounced like the Chinese dynasty, or to rhyme with "hinge"?


Vortex - Apr 10, 2009 6:31:52 pm PDT #6416 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

so, it's different from minge? (which I think means cheap?)