We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 28, 2009 9:47:19 am PDT #4881 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

worked out in the yard for a bit -- but it is already too hot to stay out for long. I have eco -destruction to commit so I can make my drought tolerant garden. pout


Strix - Mar 28, 2009 10:52:43 am PDT #4882 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hmm, lots of sleet action and snow, but it's not freezing. It's slushy. I don't plan on going anywhere today, but it's nothing to panic about (weathermen, I'm looking at you.)

My date was fun -- very Buffista-like! Sent me this link yesterday, which has some of the most howlingly awful purple prose I have ever read, which is saying a lot:

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My jaw literally dropped at the character name, and stayed dropped for the rest of the review -- it's AWESOMELY bad stuff!


Laga - Mar 28, 2009 1:03:02 pm PDT #4883 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I wonder if someone would go to the trouble of writing an entire novel as an April Fool's joke.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2009 1:26:52 pm PDT #4884 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ye gods, Erin. That's Spikenard bad. My skin crawls at most of it, not least of all the euphemism "codpiece." I imagine stitching and fancy embroidery and lots and lots of chafing and easily-lost foreign objects.

Is it too early for sequinage?


WindSparrow - Mar 28, 2009 2:01:26 pm PDT #4885 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My date was fun -- very Buffista-like! Sent me this link yesterday, which has some of the most howlingly awful purple prose I have ever read

Badfic: the Buffista equivalent of flowers and candy.


beth b - Mar 28, 2009 2:24:06 pm PDT #4886 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

queeb?


Hil R. - Mar 28, 2009 4:38:13 pm PDT #4887 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronklies. Just got back from first day at math conference. I'm presenting tomorrow. Bright and early tomorrow, at 8:30. Fun. There was a "banquet" tonight. I had potatoes and two rolls. There was a vegetarian option, but it was horrible, and I was only able to eat a few bites of it before giving up.

Sat with a bunch of people from Michigan Tech at the banquet. One of them insists that pasties (the meat-filled pie thing, not the stickers) are Finnish, and not Cornish as I claimed. I'm too tired to google right now.

We are supposedly in "downtown" Lexington. I just walked for about 15 minutes from the university back to the hotel, and passed exactly five other people, three of whom were from the same conference as me. It's kind of creepy.


Calli - Mar 28, 2009 4:50:33 pm PDT #4888 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

One of them insists that pasties (the meat-filled pie thing, not the stickers) are Finnish, and not Cornish as I claimed.

Cornish miners brought the pastie to the copper mines of Michigan's Upper Penninsula, whereupon the Finnish immigrants claimed it (albeit, putting their own twists on it—mostly involving rutabaga and catsup).


Hil R. - Mar 28, 2009 4:54:29 pm PDT #4889 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK. Interesting. And makes sense -- this guy is from the Upper Peninsula. He's the first person I've ever met who had to use two hands to show where in Michigan he's from.


billytea - Mar 28, 2009 5:32:34 pm PDT #4890 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

queeb?

Because what woman wouldn't want their ladysoftness dubbed by Jar Jar Binks?