You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Mar 26, 2009 7:41:05 am PDT #4748 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

It's not weird, Emily, but I'll say that the BEST gyn I've ever had was male. At a Kaiser nonetheless.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 26, 2009 7:49:22 am PDT #4749 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

{{sj}}

Fuck cancer, indeed. Fuck 2009 while we're at it.

Gives 2009 the stinkeye


Emily - Mar 26, 2009 7:51:17 am PDT #4750 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, I found one just over 20 miles away, and she has a lovely website. So that's always nice.

Next up: choosing a dentist. How do people do this? Pick the first one that comes up?


Glamcookie - Mar 26, 2009 7:51:25 am PDT #4751 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'm still holding out hope for big things out of 2009.


Barb - Mar 26, 2009 7:53:07 am PDT #4752 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It's not that I'm particularly prudish, but I'd just prefer a female OB/GYN. Is that weird?

Not weird at all-- at least no more so than the fact that I prefer male OB/GYNs and some of the worst experiences I've had have been with female docs. In fact, I might have had my surgery a couple of years ago if it hadn't been for the fact that the female doctor within the group who I'd seen, had the bedside manner of an angry cobra. Dude, I wasn't letting her anywhere near my ladyparts with that 'tude.

But now I have Dr. V. and I lurves him, I do.


Strix - Mar 26, 2009 7:53:52 am PDT #4753 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

sj, I am so sorry, sweetie. I wish you peace.

Barb, insent, and yo, I DO hope you have pain pills! Lots! Take them, chica -- we talked about this. Drool over some pretty men in DVD's, hobble around a lot, TAKE THE SHOWER OH GOD IT FEELS ORGSMIC, and be lazy and heal. In a few days, you can start to taper off a leetle, but the meds will let your bod relax and focus on WTFBBQHeal! Instead of WTFBBQPAINPAINOHGODYOW.

Emily, I feel ya. I just like a gyno to have had the ladyparts; I feel perfectly sure a male gyno can be awesome; it's just a preference of mine. I wish you were in KC, cause hey, fun! and also my gyno rocks like a rocking thing. I lurrrve her.


Emily - Mar 26, 2009 7:57:50 am PDT #4754 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, so I've got a way overdue appointment for the nether-regions and I know where to pick up the sticker for my new car. Only thing left to do (with my sudden surge of doing-responsible-things-ability) is make a way overdue appointment for my teeth.

Can anyone explain why my heart starts pounding like a jackrabbit when all I'm doing is calling to find out where the treasurer's office is? What the hell, heart?


Pix - Mar 26, 2009 7:58:26 am PDT #4755 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I need to have hope for 2009.


Strix - Mar 26, 2009 8:08:54 am PDT #4756 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Have hope, Pix. Always have hope. Things aren't very always shitty -- it just feels like it when you're in the middle. And then, there's always going to be wonderful to balance out the bad. There really is.


Shir - Mar 26, 2009 8:22:11 am PDT #4757 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I don't mean to sound rude or blunt, but I know I have some demands from 2009. Not that serious, but serious enough for me. And I'll make that happen, dammit, even if that will mean smiling to other people.

Maybe I should make a list. You see, there are few things I really want to happen.