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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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meara - Mar 24, 2009 2:44:59 pm PDT #4639 of 30000

Aww, now I want to re-watch that West Wing. A lot of West Wing, actually...

The reason why he is giving away the tickets? Apparently Britney Spears is in town, and he has to go see that show! He also is in lovelovelove with American Idol. Certainly makes me laugh.

Hee. I'd laugh, but more in self-recognition, since I ended up having this huge conversation at trivia last night with one of my teammates and a competitor gayboy about ANTM and Make me a Supermodel and a bunch of other trashy reality TV shows that we love and watch (well, plus a few I don't watch but they did, but still)

Hil R. - Mar 24, 2009 3:04:37 pm PDT #4640 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Three Aleve. Two Flexeril. Still whimpering. I don't know why this went from just hurting a bit most of the day to this now.

omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 3:38:29 pm PDT #4641 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think that my bra strap is putting pressure on my shoulder. I have no idea what to do about that, though -- it happens with every bra I've tried.

I'm thinking upthread a bit. Would a corset help?

/signed, Unknowing guy trying to help.

Hil R. - Mar 24, 2009 3:41:08 pm PDT #4642 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Corset might help if it was just the shoulder, but my ribs also dislocate, so I don't think a corset would be a great idea. Thanks for trying to help, though.

Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2009 3:55:29 pm PDT #4643 of 30000

brillig

Forget the flying cars, where the hell is my anti-gravity bra?

tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 4:00:25 pm PDT #4644 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

where the hell is my anti-gravity bra?

It has the unfortunate side-effect of space hair.

Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2009 4:12:56 pm PDT #4645 of 30000

brillig

I've always thought they should have hairnets.

edit: Besides, a nation that can put more memory in a thing the size of a piece of gum than was in the computer I had 5 years ago should be able to pull off localized anti-gravity.

And I don't care if it was China or India who did it.

Kathy A - Mar 24, 2009 4:32:39 pm PDT #4646 of 30000

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The President called the space shuttle today along with a group of school kids, and asked one of the astronauts about her hair:

President Obama teased one astronaut, whose hair was floating above her head in the weightless space station, asking her whether she'd considered cutting it short before leaving Earth: "Now, can I ask you a question -- were you tempted to cut your hair shorter while you were up there? Or is it fun in weightlessness?" The astronaut laughed and said short hair was probably "ideally" "the way to go" but that a shorter cut wouldn't look good on her. "I think it's a real fashion statement," Obama told her.

sarameg - Mar 24, 2009 4:33:46 pm PDT #4647 of 30000

I want him to talk to my astronauts when they go up!

tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 4:34:02 pm PDT #4648 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

With Obama endorsing it, space hair will become the next big fashion trend.

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