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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Mar 23, 2009 8:08:42 pm PDT #4545 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Why do Christians believe in following the ten commandments, and why only those as opposed to all the rest?

I know, I know! (At least, I know historically what happened, if that helps).

Once upon a time, there was a dude named Paul. Dude decided, for pretty much practical reasons, at the time (second century, IIRC. Could be earlier), that in Christianity (nobody called it New-Judaism then), all commands (as in mitzvahs) aren't that useful, circumcision most of all (because most non-Jews then connected that to human sacrificing, and that's not such a great sales promotion).

I can be more coherent if and when I'll wake up, and if you'd like to know more about it. I had two classes about the dawn of Christianity.

I'm feeling a potential to be useful, and it's way before 9am. Cool.


Shir - Mar 23, 2009 8:09:57 pm PDT #4546 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, Franken, man - ~ma to your sister, and {{}} for the both of you.


Hil R. - Mar 23, 2009 8:17:17 pm PDT #4547 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, I knew the part about Paul saying that Christians didn't have to follow the commandments; what I was wondering was why some Christians still believe they have to follow those first ten, anyway.

Why am I still awake? And why am I earwormed with "Love Boy" by Dana International, when I don't think I've even listened to that song in about a year? At least it's better than last night, when I was earwormed with the "There is a boarding house, not far away. Where they serve ham and eggs, three times a day" hymn filk that so horrified Ma Ingalls in one of the Little House books. I do not understand where my brain is pulling these songs from.

(Just the share the earworm: [link] Because if I've got to be humming "Yesh li love boy!" other people should, too.)


DCJensen - Mar 23, 2009 8:20:37 pm PDT #4548 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

My last earworm was a mashup of my own brain.

I imagined Johnny Cash singing "The Sounds of Silence."

It has been drifting around in my brain ever since.


Shir - Mar 23, 2009 8:21:00 pm PDT #4549 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

why some Christians still believe they have to follow those first ten, anyway.

You need a structure, y'know. Basic Christianity isn't that different from Judaism.


Hil R. - Mar 23, 2009 8:22:03 pm PDT #4550 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I imagined Johnny Cash singing "The Sounds of Silence."

Heh. Now I'm imagining that, too. It's kind of cool.


DCJensen - Mar 23, 2009 8:26:00 pm PDT #4551 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I dearly wish that he could have sung it.

Especially the opening talk-sing of "Hello Darkness...my old friend...."


Burrell - Mar 23, 2009 8:30:59 pm PDT #4552 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

He did a great cover of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters."


Hil R. - Mar 23, 2009 8:31:31 pm PDT #4553 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, I'm going to bed now. I'm finally tired, though I'm also still humming "Love Boy." This might lead to weird dreams...


Shir - Mar 23, 2009 8:48:44 pm PDT #4554 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Night, Hil.