Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Mar 23, 2009 11:47:47 am PDT #4508 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Then there was the night that the guy I was sleeping with told me--in bed!--that he was engaged. I kicked him--literally--out of bed, laughed, then sat in a friend's room and drank a whole bottle of wine and never lost the power of clear speech.

OMG, how was there not BLOOD?

Champagne cocktails are a win! I always drink Kir Royale's on New Year's. Prosecco is also a favorite, especially on hot, hot summer evenings. Gotta be careful, tho with champagne or Prosecco when it's hot, because it goes down so damn easy and you can sop up a lot of it in a hurry and WHAMMO!

Barb, speaking from experience, I DID take painkillers the night before my surgery, and my Ambien the night before. I started my period 2 days before le slicorama and had to; doc was okay with it. Just don't eat or drink anything 12 hours before!


beth b - Mar 23, 2009 12:20:06 pm PDT #4509 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

sending the ma~~~ Barb.


sj - Mar 23, 2009 12:21:16 pm PDT #4510 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

In first world problems, the dress I ordered from Trashy Diva to wear to a friends wedding in a couple of weeks is no longer available, and I don't have the money to order another one this month, because the other dresses available in my size are more expensive.


Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2009 12:23:42 pm PDT #4511 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The granola bar I just had for lunch had high MALTOSE corn syrup. That's new. It also had HFCS a couple ingredients later. Can't you just use molasses or something, guys? That's what other people do.


SuziQ - Mar 23, 2009 12:28:29 pm PDT #4512 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

There are days where I absolutely wonder how K-Bug is my kid. I'm proud of her and all, but the rebellion has yet to happen. And she turns 19 at the end of this week. Oy.


omnis_audis - Mar 23, 2009 12:46:05 pm PDT #4513 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am at a meeting planning the gala in a few weeks. Um. Sound is fucked! :: head-desk::


sj - Mar 23, 2009 12:54:03 pm PDT #4514 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Barb tons of ~ma headed your way.

I called my doctor first thing this morning and left a message because I need a prescription before I leave on Friday. It's my ADD meds, so they can't just call it in. I have to go in am pick it up. No one ever called me back; my doctor's office was never like this until recently.


Shir - Mar 23, 2009 1:03:46 pm PDT #4515 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm proud of her and all, but the rebellion has yet to happen. And she turns 19 at the end of this week. Oy.

According to my parents, I never rebelled.

According to me, successful rebellion is best kept secret. And bloodless.

I don't know. But I guess that's why my dad takes so much credit for me and the way I'm adulting, or whatever. And I'm like, "dude! I'm my own person!".

One of my lecturers asked me today how am I with computers (I have a geek aura, or something). I started mumbling few things, because it's not that I'm technophobic, it's just that computers gets mostly suicidal next to me.
A few hours later I understood the answer is that I understand computers enough to communicate with people. When I need or have the chance of making my relationship with people better, I'll take a chance and upgrade/install something. Open-Source is for the soul, and in process. But the real "why I'm using computers" in the first place is that connection to the world.

It sounds right in my head, but I know it'll sound weird when I'll try to tell people that.


Vortex - Mar 23, 2009 1:13:37 pm PDT #4516 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

She'd have a lot. Vortex does not do anything small. See also: breasts.

unfortunately, see also: ass.


Strix - Mar 23, 2009 1:27:46 pm PDT #4517 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

unfortunately, see also: ass

I have ONE friend with big tits and NO ass to balance it out. She tips over a lot. I mean, really, there's a balance issue, and dresses look ridiculous on her.