'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ah, college and the stories I never bothered to tell my mother.
Dude, I don't even want to think about my mom's reaction to college stories. Hell, high school ones too, for that matter. I was a bit of the hell raiser/stupid risk taker. I sometimes wonder how I made it past 21! It also terrifies me when thinking of a future child. Do as I say, not as I did!
I forgot how fast you people post.
Barb, ~mas and ~mas and ~mas. I might be a little bit away, but for what it's worth, I'll hold your hand. Good luck!
Dude, I don't even want to think about my mom's reaction to college stories. Hell, high school ones too, for that matter. I was a bit of the hell raiser/stupid risk taker. I sometimes wonder how I made it past 21! It also terrifies me when thinking of a future child. Do as I say, not as I did!
Future Child has rocker Moms. The only way s/he can truly rebel is by becoming a heart surgeon or astronaut.
The only way s/he can truly rebel is by becoming a heart surgeon or astronaut.
Class president/Valedictorian, head of the Student Republicans.
I are sad. Em is at the doctor's for the first time ever without me. And she's getting shots.
Joe is a magnificent, wonderful, terrific, caring, loving dad and I'm positive without a doubt that she's doing fine.
But ... *I'M* not there and ... and ... it makes me sad.
Class president/Valedictorian, head of the Student Republicans.
tomayto/tomahto
In the olden days when I did standup I had a whole section on "People should get have their own lives but what about the child raised by Dads in Greenwich Village? Won't anybody think of him? How is that kid going to rebel?" And then launched into a whole schpeil where the son is all "I'm moving to the suburbs and becoming a copier repairman" and the dads are all "We sent you to the finest art camps! Where did we go wrong?!?!?"
Thanks for the ~ma, y'all. And you know, all this talk of alcohol is making me want a drink in the worst way and I'm off the sauce until way after surgery. Feh.
::stares longingly at bottle of the Captain's Special Reserve on the sideboard::
Class president/Valedictorian, head of the Student Republicans.
tomayto/tomahtoShouldn't that be Potato/Potatoe for the Republicans?
Future Child has rocker Moms. The only way s/he can truly rebel is by becoming a heart surgeon or astronaut.
I hope this is true!
My half-brother is an evangelical Christian studying to become a music minister at a Baptist college that teaches creationism. My father, who is paying for that college, is a devout atheist and a scientist (a doctor). None of the rest of us can even compete in the rebellion stakes!