Hey, a box of condoms in the basket would imply you're getting some action. Or a lot of action. Depending on how many condoms we're talking.
She'd have a lot. Vortex does not do anything small. See also: breasts.
Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes.
Faith ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Mar 23, 2009 10:26:17 am PDT #4482 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Strix - Mar 23, 2009 10:26:17 am PDT #4483 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hey, throw in the condom with the Asti and wear a corset while purchasing!! And a a copy of The Economist; flout expectations! Fun people watching.
SailAweigh - Mar 23, 2009 10:27:01 am PDT #4484 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Sazerac: [link]
I get these when I go to Liliane's here in Madison. They're a New Orleans themed restaurant that now carries 6 different brands of absinthe. They even offer taster flights!
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2009 10:30:52 am PDT #4485 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Whiskey sour. Girly drink in disguise.
Hopefully if I were with Rachel Maddow the place would be classy enough to make us good ones. If they didn't, she and I could bitch about how hard it is to find good ones.
It's win/win really.
Strix - Mar 23, 2009 10:33:29 am PDT #4486 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I went through a long amaretto sour phase in my 20's. Damn, I haven't had one of those in a long, long time. Too sweet, I think, for my taste now.
brenda m - Mar 23, 2009 10:39:53 am PDT #4487 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Sazerac: [link]
So, basically an old-fashioned with a touch of absinthe?
I don't know. Part of my rule for classy is not having to a)give a long explanation to the bartender and b)develop a rep as the kind of pretentious boob who assumes that bars carry multiple varieties of bitters on the off chance someone will order one of these.
I'll try one at the Violet Hour or someplace where they specifically push them as part of their vibe or something, but otherwise? Unless they suddenly catch on and everyone has them. Stranger things have happened.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2009 10:58:00 am PDT #4488 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Thanks for reminding me that I need to buy condoms.
Bourbon (rocks), bold red wine, buttery chardonnay, dark beer. I'm a simple woman.
Strix - Mar 23, 2009 11:03:02 am PDT #4489 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Steph's grocery list: condoms, bourbon, wine, beer, corset strings.
You're a simple little vanilla girl, yo.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2009 11:04:13 am PDT #4490 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You're a simple little vanilla girl, yo.
All the way.
DavidS - Mar 23, 2009 11:04:38 am PDT #4491 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
develop a rep as the kind of pretentious boob who assumes that bars carry multiple varieties of bitters on the off chance someone will order one of these.
Dude! Any bar that doesn't have Angostoura and Peychaud bitters would be unable to do half the drinks in any classic cocktail book.
I get that not every bar is going to have All-Spice Dram but any self-respecting bar that does more than pull Guinness would have those bitters.
::recalls saddening trip to Irish bar in the Richmond District where the friendly Irish bartender fumbled through a completely inept martini::