Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 11:54:12 am PDT #4359 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, it was double-knotted, a large angry bald man was bellowing about calling the cops -- I was willing to improperly undo my corset, definitely.

I'ma call the Corset Police!

(Huh. THERE'S a visual.)

And dude, a bar called The Wet Spot? I dunno...that's about the least sexy name I can think of.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2009 11:56:31 am PDT #4360 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, it was double-knotted, a large angry bald man was bellowing about calling the cops -- I was willing to improperly undo my corset, definitely.

I'ma call the Corset Police!

Better than the Angry Bald Man Police!


Shir - Mar 22, 2009 11:56:34 am PDT #4361 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And dude, a bar called The Wet Spot?

"Dude, call the plumber. I think there's a leaking from upstairs".


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 12:04:56 pm PDT #4362 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Steph, I'm sorry, I know it was traumatic and weird....but the visual of the Angry Bald Man in the midst of all the half-naked, sexually surprised people IS kinda making me giggle.

Esp. since Angry Bald Man is capitalized. Hee.


erikaj - Mar 22, 2009 12:05:22 pm PDT #4363 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Heh...Hec, you're not helping me get over Tommy Gavin, dude. (And me also a Hicks fan...I ought to be ashamed!)But I've been looking for a new tag. So...


Shir - Mar 22, 2009 12:06:39 pm PDT #4364 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

the visual of the Angry Bald Man in the midst of all the half-naked, sexually surprised people IS kinda making me giggle.

I don't know. I'm still scared, and I wasn't even there.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 12:12:52 pm PDT #4365 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm warped, Shir. I would have been insanely laughing as I ran away, ran away.


erikaj - Mar 22, 2009 12:14:21 pm PDT #4366 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

There was a Rescue Me like that...kink party caught fire and the Perfect Fireman was rescued wearing a corset and a padded bra. I'm sure it was funnier on TV.


Shir - Mar 22, 2009 12:18:11 pm PDT #4367 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Which season, erika? I followed this show, but they stopped airing it here around its 3rd or 4th season.

And it depressed me a hell lot more than it made me laugh, but it had its moments.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 12:23:28 pm PDT #4368 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

But I feel for all the people who just wanted to do their thing. It's got to be really frustrating to have to set up secrecy parameters -- I mean, I do shit with my friends, and I get my back up if there are people I don't know at a party, and it's all pretty..I don't want to say "innoucuous" cause that's putting a "non-innoucuous" conotation on kink, which I don't think at all, but it's just...private.

I mean, say, my circle is pretty touchy-feely and dirty with each other, but I've had people attending parties who have seen me do or accept things from my friends, and they think it's a free-for-all and that's NOT COOL.

So, I get it. But Angry Bald Guy still makes me giggle.