I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 18, 2009 9:11:09 pm PDT #4033 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

did I distract a whole thread?


billytea - Mar 18, 2009 9:12:01 pm PDT #4034 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have just spent to much time on our children's blog looking for a good version of any poem by Shel Silverstein. I have about two weeks to prove that it does not have to be only last summers post about bugs that are attractive.

That reminds me, I have ordered these books: [link] [link] I am also sorely tempted to get some of the baby outfits, like [link] or [link]


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 9:12:52 pm PDT #4035 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my mind went to Patrick Stewart and chocolate...

And really, does one need much prompting for that?


beth b - Mar 18, 2009 9:19:33 pm PDT #4036 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

no

get the I can't read outfit. I'm still laughing


beth b - Mar 18, 2009 9:28:03 pm PDT #4037 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

pumpkin time for me.

Those that need to sleep -- SLEEP

and ita - extra long sleep to you -- and may this procedure make a difference.


omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 9:31:00 pm PDT #4038 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I've started a monster with my Patrick Stewart. Enjoy!

me? Sleep? Looks like I'm watching season finale of Lost season 4.


omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 10:16:15 pm PDT #4039 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

shit. I killed the thread.


DCJensen - Mar 19, 2009 2:39:43 am PDT #4040 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

No, we're just laughing in our sleep.

ETA: Too...much..to...COMM


DCJensen - Mar 19, 2009 2:37:13 am PDT #4041 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I am here to state that I do not ever want to eat chocolate covered cat fish.

But would you not eat it on a date?
Would you eat it on a plate?
Would you eat it on a stick?
Or do you think that you'd get sick?


WindSparrow - Mar 19, 2009 2:43:28 am PDT #4042 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Mrs. McTwitter the babysitter/ I think she's a little bit crazy/ She thinks the babysitter's supposed/ to sit upon the baby.

Green means go/ Red means stop/ But what do you do/ when the light turns blue/ With orange and lavender spots?

Rockabye baby on the tree top/ Don't you know a treetop/ Is no safe place to rock/ Baby, I think somebody down here's got it in for you.

Did somebody say, "Shel Silverstein"? Those were from memory, it's been ten years since I laid eyes on my copy so don't quote me on 'em.