How does one blow up a Peep in the microwave?
Wonderfully, there is a WikiHow article on the subject: [link]
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Mar 17, 2009 6:08:32 pm PDT #3887 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
vw bug - Mar 17, 2009 6:13:23 pm PDT #3888 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
I love the internet!
Ginger - Mar 17, 2009 6:57:58 pm PDT #3889 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Don't forget Peeps jousting: [link]
Polter-Cow - Mar 17, 2009 7:13:20 pm PDT #3890 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I have sold my car! After a goddamn month. Read the whole sordid tale.
WindSparrow - Mar 17, 2009 8:05:27 pm PDT #3891 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Happy anniversary, Laura and Brendon!
Aims, that does suck a lot.
Is it bad that I hesitated to apply for a job because it's near my mother?
That depends on how often she would expect you to come over for lunch.
Fay - Mar 17, 2009 8:52:30 pm PDT #3892 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Oh, crap, Empress. I'm pole-axed. I'd agree, though, that it sounds like spineless incompetence, rather than malice. And there is the tiny little kindasorta bright side that it didn't kick in straight away, but - JESUS, it sucks donkey dick. So sorry, love.
sj - Mar 18, 2009 6:19:33 am PDT #3893 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Empress, I'm sorry. Did they tell you about the pay cut when you originally switched jobs?
I suck. I overslept and missed therapy. I really thought I was past the point of doing that. Now to get myself together in time for my hair appointment.
vw bug - Mar 18, 2009 6:22:28 am PDT #3894 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
My life just jumped shark. Seriously, I don't believe the stuff that's happening anymore. On the other hand, you can't make this shit up.
The girl who reported me to the dean of students at my first college, which eventually led to me getting kicked out, just sent me a friends request on FB.
Seriously? Seriously? I just...I can't make this shit up!
sj - Mar 18, 2009 6:24:50 am PDT #3895 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
WTF, vw? Craziness.
vw bug - Mar 18, 2009 6:26:24 am PDT #3896 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
I'm seriously tempted to let you guys write my little note that goes along with the ignore. That could be really fun. We could explain what "friend" means...with some nice and foul four-letter words for her poor conservative brain to digest.