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Fay, I've lived in South Georgia and in a 1904 farmhouse in rural middle Georgia, so I've had some experience. All but the most ramshackle houses would have screens. In the country, as others have said, the water source is almost all wells and that requires electricity. If the pump shuts off for almost any reason, it will have to be reprimed. (Envision me at midnight in my gown and slippers taking a container of water outside to the well house, while cursing a blue streak.) Alabama does have artesian wells, which will supply water without a pump.

The people across the street from us had no plumbing, so they still had an outhouse. You occasionally run across people who've kept their outhouses up, but they're now pretty tightly regulated. However, if you can get water from anywhere, you can flush a toilet by pouring water into it. You'd have a septic tank work for some years.

In terms of critters inside the house, we had palmetto bugs (giant flying roaches about 2 inches long), ants, field mice, packrats (that was fun) and squirrels in the attic. Outside there'd be lots of mosquitoes, plus paper wasps and way too many caterpillar like things eating the garden and shrubbery. There are fireflies in early summer. There are the aforementioned fire ants. They build big mounds and their bite is like being touched with a soldering iron, then the worst itching ever. If it's a brushy or overgrown yard, there will be probably be chiggers and ticks. Deer are a big problem in most rural areas, and they busily munched on my garden too.

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How long are you thinking it had been abandoned? Remember, you'll have to adjust your level of decay to match.

Also, with the screens, depending on how long it's been abandoned, some or all of them will probably be torn, thus making them somewhat useless for keeping out bugs.

If for some reason you want it in slightly better shape, make it empty but not abandoned. Someone inherits from poor rural relatives, and it is on the edge of a woods with good hunting, and they are hunters, so they pay electricity and property taxes and do really minimal maintenance like taping screens to use a couple of times a year for hunting.

Also metal roofs can hold up forever, though they don't always. So you can plausibly have the roof in good shape if you need to, even if it is abandoned.

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