My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Mar 16, 2009 6:46:13 am PDT #3689 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Elsie just died. I'm not quite sure how we get from here to the next 20 books, but she was so upset about being sent to the convent school that she feel into a fever, and has been hallucinating for the past 20 pages or so, while her father prays that Jesus might take mercy on a sinner like him and bring his daughter back, but the doctor just declared her dead.

She'd had her aunt write up her will. In addition to things like which of her cousins got which of her dolls and books, she also said that she wanted her father to send a missionary to the heathens each year.


Emily - Mar 16, 2009 6:47:43 am PDT #3690 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hmm. Retcon in the next book?


Hil R. - Mar 16, 2009 6:49:06 am PDT #3691 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh. In what has to be at least 20 minutes or so after the doctor said she was dead, she started blinking, and then opened her eyes and asked for water.

I know that nineteenth-century medicine wasn't all that advanced compared to what we have now, but surely they could tell the difference between alive and dead?


Hil R. - Mar 16, 2009 6:59:08 am PDT #3692 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You have got to be kidding me. Elsie has amnesia. She's forgotten everything since just before her father first arrived home a year and a half ago.

Her father, by the way, has now pledged his life to serve God, because Elsie's illness has made him see the wickedness of his ways.


sumi - Mar 16, 2009 7:01:11 am PDT #3693 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

I don't know - I think that there are actual stories of people in comas being buried alive. Don't know that they were from as late as the 19th century but the stories would have been out there.


Vortex - Mar 16, 2009 7:04:18 am PDT #3694 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I heard that's where the term "saved by the bell" came from. People were buried with a string in the coffin that was attached to a bell above ground. that way, if they woke up in the coffin, they could ring the bell and someone would dig them up.


Hil R. - Mar 16, 2009 7:06:31 am PDT #3695 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Elsie got her memory back, and asked her father if he's still planning to send her to the convent school. He says no, he's learned to love Jesus, and he'll never again ask her to do something contrary to God's word.

Oh. This entire scene had much weeping, too.


Scrappy - Mar 16, 2009 7:08:43 am PDT #3696 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I TOLD you her dad was going to learn to do what Elsie wanted. AND that she was goignt ohave to suffer. Although I did not see that this was going to happen by having her die and come back, JUST LIKE JESUS.


Tom Scola - Mar 16, 2009 7:08:52 am PDT #3697 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Oh. This entire scene had much weeping, too.

Err, the characters, not you, right?


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2009 7:09:58 am PDT #3698 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Victorians had a near-hysterical fear of being buried alive. Between that horror and the fact there was a lot of graverobbing going on for the medical colleges, people really didn't like the idea of either sufficating underground or waking up on some slab being sliced-and-diced by some med student.