Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Mar 10, 2009 7:47:13 pm PDT #3248 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Laga, cmon down to TX!

TX is ready to RX!

Wow. It IS like a whole other country.


Laga - Mar 10, 2009 7:54:09 pm PDT #3249 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I do want to visit Texas (the best I've done is lunch in Amarillo) but Austin is #1 on my list and San Antonio is #2. Until Omnis moved there Dallas didn't even make the list.


Laga - Mar 10, 2009 7:58:38 pm PDT #3250 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Can you believe I'm the only kid who called to sing to my dad on his birthday? Scuse me while I polish my halo...


NoiseDesign - Mar 10, 2009 8:03:02 pm PDT #3251 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

You might want to adjust that halo a bit, I think it's sitting a little crooked on your horns.


Hil R. - Mar 10, 2009 8:13:55 pm PDT #3252 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can't sleep, again. Everything hurts. And I can't take Flexeril, because it makes me too groggy in the morning, and I've got stuff I need to do tomorrow. (Plus, this time the pain isn't muscular, so Flexeril wouldn't actually do anything for that. But it would put me to sleep.)


DavidS - Mar 10, 2009 8:41:59 pm PDT #3253 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wishing all the gronky Buffistas a nice, deep, enveloping, restful sleep.

Wishing that plus ease-ma and health for Ellie and Sara. Poor li'l sproglets.


meara - Mar 10, 2009 9:12:51 pm PDT #3254 of 30000

Good lord. Craigslist has made me so pathetic. A friend and I put up a joint ad the other day, and we got so few replies that were in any way decent (a few spam, one "hey, I'm not your type, but you go!", one that was a great reply...but is already a friend of ours...) that I ended up replying to the decently-written reply....from a FREEGAN.

To whom I basically started it off saying "yeah, so I'm doubting this will work. How hardcore are you on the freegan thing? We did mention in the ad "OMNIVORES". And I'm pretty darn bougie"


Fay - Mar 10, 2009 9:28:37 pm PDT #3255 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

What the hell is a freegan? I'm guessing a vegan who only eats fruit? (Only I thought that was a fruitarian?) Or possibly a creature from the planet Freeg?


Laga - Mar 10, 2009 9:28:46 pm PDT #3256 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

From wikipedia...

Even the manifesto pamphlet "Why Freegan" (written by Against Me! drummer Warren Oakes in 1999) is unclear in its definition of what constitutes freeganism.

I hope you found a compatible one.


Laga - Mar 10, 2009 9:31:31 pm PDT #3257 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm guessing a vegan who only eats fruit?

I think those are called fruitarians. I was under the impression that freegan was just a pretty word for dumpster diver (skipper in the UK) but I found the wikipedia article fascinating and then I felt guilty for not allowing my minions to consume leftover hot dogs.