I just skipped to search for the last ep of Wake Up With Laurie, and saw Hil's Happy News! Yay Hil! After all this time, I'm so glad for you.
A conversation that actually happened today:
I was having a conversation with a friend who just came back from Ireland, and another friend joined us. Said friend told about one of her hosts, an emotional 60-something Protestant woman, "who had strong opinions about Jesus, abortions and bisexual witches". I, of course, asked her what were her opinion on said subjects. "Jesus is good, abortions are bad, and bisexual witches are bad too, but it was once her thing until she found Jesus". I then asked the other friend what are her opinions on said subjects, and she answered that "bisexual witches are awesome, and Jesus and abortions? Even beyond that".