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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Nov 09, 2009 2:48:55 am PST #29729 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

psst... Shir is a geek

That's not geekness. Geekness, sir, is to calculate multiple regression of all of the variables (public land data, wars, agrarian laws, census, etc.).

Which, if I had more time, I might have tried.

ION, hurricanes are scary, IMHO who has never seen one.


ChiKat - Nov 09, 2009 4:37:11 am PST #29730 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Stay in and dry, Laura!

So...I was rudely awkened at 4:55 this morning. The fire alarm was going off in my building. I got up, confused, figured out what was happening, looked out my apartment and saw smoke!!! I put the cat in his carrier, put on shoes and a coat. Grabbed my purse and keys and cat and humped down 5 flights of stairs.

Firemen come. They check stuff out. 30 minutes later, we're let back in the building. Turns out someone was playing with the fire extinguisher. Like shooting it all over the 5th floor. It either set off the alarm or the jokers playing with the extinguisher pulled the alarm.

Seriously?? At 4:55 on a Monday morning?? You have nothing better to do? If I could find those people, I'd do some serious hurt on them.


Vortex - Nov 09, 2009 4:48:15 am PST #29731 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ChiKat, I didn't know that you lived in a college dorm.


WindSparrow - Nov 09, 2009 4:55:42 am PST #29732 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What a crappy way to start the day, ChiKat.

The ex-Hugh Laurie singing was a much better way to start the day, and I highly recommend it.


Zenkitty - Nov 09, 2009 4:57:26 am PST #29733 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

saw smoke!!! I put the cat in his carrier

This amazes me. My cats would have been under the furniture or clawing and screeching. If my house ever caught fire, heaven forbid, I'd die of smoke inhalation trying to get my cats out.

They'd probably get themselves out through some tiny opening, and then sit on my grave licking their butts thinking, "Idiot. She died trying to herd cats."


Barb - Nov 09, 2009 5:03:39 am PST #29734 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

They'd probably get themselves out through some tiny opening, and then sit on my grave licking their butts thinking, "Idiot. She died trying to herd cats."

This one sentence encapsulates the essence of cats.


WindSparrow - Nov 09, 2009 5:08:41 am PST #29735 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Zenkitty, do you have them crate-trained? I haven't done any formal crate training with my cats, but I do leave their carriers out and open. Sammie and Harvey both play and nap in the carriers, at least sometimes. And then when it is time to take a cat somewhere, they don't get the auditory or visual cue, "Oh here comes the carrier, it must be time for a vet. trip", and it makes it a lot easier to dump 'em in the carrier and head out the door. It has also made it a lot easier the times when we've had tornado warnings, and I needed to take them into the basement.


Barb - Nov 09, 2009 5:10:46 am PST #29736 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It's the one thing about the cross-country drive that I'm dreading. Jack has never liked the crate, regardless of purpose. I'm thinking I'll hit the vet up for some kitty Valium before we hit the road.


Lee - Nov 09, 2009 5:20:05 am PST #29737 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Barb, two suggestions: get a towel or something that completely covers the carrier and drape it over it so they can't see out and feel more protected. This helped a lot the last time I had to take the cats on a long drive.

Also, maybe try feliway (kitty pheromones) spray for the carrier to calm him down.


Laura - Nov 09, 2009 5:30:50 am PST #29738 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Stay in and dry, Laura!

Nothing but a bit of wind here. She was downgraded to a tropical storm already. Looks like askye might get some weather though.