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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Nov 07, 2009 1:01:12 pm PST #29651 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Things not to do the week after having bronchitis: Take a group home full of developmentally disabled adults on a hike.

Not going into details about how bad an idea it was. It was a beautiful day, too gorgeous and mild to waste. We had to take advantage of it. And I so wanted it to work. It was my idea. Stupid weak bronchial tubes.


Barb - Nov 07, 2009 1:14:30 pm PST #29652 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, Andi.

::gently smacks silly woman::


Vortex - Nov 07, 2009 2:18:25 pm PST #29653 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

hugs/smacks Andi for thinking of her charges before herself.


Hil R. - Nov 07, 2009 2:44:58 pm PST #29654 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just made some raw(ish) chocolate pudding. It's really good, and really easy, but I probably shouldn't make it too often, since this is a recipe that I most often see recommended for vegan toddlers who just switched from nursing to regular food and aren't gaining enough weight. (It's basically mashed avocado, cocoa powder, vanilla, and maple syrup. It doesn't taste like avocado at all, just like chocolate.)


Jessica - Nov 07, 2009 2:48:24 pm PST #29655 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Ooh, that sounds delicious. How strong is the maple flavor?


Hil R. - Nov 07, 2009 2:49:51 pm PST #29656 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's not very mapley. And you can use other sweeteners, too. I was inspired by this blog post [link] and the box of frozen avocado that I bought at TJ's a few weeks ago and hadn't yet figured out what to do with. (I didn't use the fancy raw cocoa powder that she uses.)


Jessica - Nov 07, 2009 2:53:47 pm PST #29657 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I am totally making that the next time I buy avocados.


Hil R. - Nov 07, 2009 2:56:43 pm PST #29658 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That blog can be interesting. They've got five kids, ranging from toddler to preteen, whose diet is entirely vegan and mostly raw. It looks like they feed the little ones tons of avocado and nuts and flax to get enough fat into them.


DavidS - Nov 07, 2009 3:01:53 pm PST #29659 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I thought a lot of the raw food movement was discredited, what with so many plants having natural defenses against being eaten which are only broken down by being cooked.


Hil R. - Nov 07, 2009 3:06:31 pm PST #29660 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, it depends on what you mean by "raw food movement." While there are some people who eat 100% raw, I know a whole lot more people who eat "mostly raw" or something like that, with a lot of raw foods and also some cooked foods. I try to shift my diet toward more raw when I'm trying to lose weight, but I've never tried entirely raw -- two raw and one cooked meal per day, with raw snacks, is the most I've ever done, and that only lasted two weeks.

Pretty much everything I've read says that a high-raw diet is nearly impossible for little kids, especially toddlers, so I find it kind of interesting that the kids on that blog seem to be thriving on it. Their mother puts a ton of thought and planning into their food, though.