Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2009 10:32:30 am PST #29575 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The hospital was pretty well taken care of, it was the after that dinners for my freezer were most appreciated.

Totally this. What I most needed right after D was born was someone to cook and clean so I could concentrate on learning how to keep a newborn alive. (Without my mom there I think we all would have starved to death under a pile of ditrty laundry.)


-t - Nov 06, 2009 10:34:36 am PST #29576 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{Epic}} General hairpats and soothing "There there" noises.


Hil R. - Nov 06, 2009 10:35:39 am PST #29577 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The only way I can reliably wake up it with a clock radio set to the Christian station, slightly off the signal so that I get half preaching and half static, with the volume turned up as loud as it goes and the alarm clock at least several steps away from my bed.

I think I might be getting a sinus infection.

Odd conversation with my officemate today. I spent a while this morning griping about my advisor. Officemate knows my advisor and agrees that he's a dick. Anyway, a few hours later, I'm at the computer working on stuff, and Officemate says, "I really feel like I should apologize for [advisor]." I'm a bit confused and say, "Why? It's not your fault -- you don't have to apologize for anything." And Officemate says, "Yeah, but he's just treating you like such crap, I feel like someone should show you some love." I wasn't entirely sure how to respond to that.


Vortex - Nov 06, 2009 10:39:37 am PST #29578 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And Officemate says, "Yeah, but he's just treating you like such crap, I feel like someone should show you some love." I wasn't entirely sure how to respond to that.

Just say thanks. And be comforted by the fact that if clueless ofricemate knows that the guy is being a dick, he is REALLY being a dick.


Aims - Nov 06, 2009 10:39:42 am PST #29579 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love the idea of a four foot panda but their apartment is so small

Note: We were also this and yet? Four foot panda what was named OMGWTFPanda. Whom we still have.


Atropa - Nov 06, 2009 10:41:45 am PST #29580 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does it have to be human? Does it have to be mine?

This is the line Pete and I quote at each other all the time.


Hil R. - Nov 06, 2009 10:42:02 am PST #29581 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just say thanks. And be comforted by the fact that if clueless ofricemate knows that the guy is being a dick, he is REALLY being a dick.

I think I just said thanks. It just seemed like an overly personal way of phrasing that.


tommyrot - Nov 06, 2009 10:42:57 am PST #29582 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

clueless ofricemate

I read this as 'clueless orificemate.'


Frankenbuddha - Nov 06, 2009 10:43:33 am PST #29583 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The alarm goes off at 8 or 8:15, and I'm out the door by 9:15 - 9:30.

Zoinks, I'm getting to my desk at the time that Jilli's alarm goes off. Or have been at my desk for 15 - 30 minutes.

Getting out of bed is the hardest part, even if I'm not able to get back to sleep. Once I'm actually up, I'm good to go. I'm also the sort of person who needs to jump into a coldish swimming pool, so that I get the shock over with, but it often takes a lot of time to take that plunge.


EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 10:44:52 am PST #29584 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Does it have to be human? Does it have to be mine?

This is the line Pete and I quote at each other all the time.

So that's another vote for the excessive vamp/ww fiction diagnosis!

eta: Thanks, -t. "there, there" totally made me smile.