there anyone who has/had massive issues getting up on time and found ways to deal with it?

Yes. I use multiple alarms, too, but they have to be far enough away that I have to get out of bed to turn them off. I have turned off the alarm next to my bed in my sleep enough that I need to physically get up and out of bed to turn off the 2nd alarm.

I have an alarm next to my bed that goes off first. I can hit snooze a couple of times before alarm 2 goes off. Alarm 2 is obnoxiously loud and in my bathroom (which is right outside my bedroom...if it were farther away, I might sleep through it).

Usually alarm 1 wakes me up enough that I hear alarm 2 with no problems. Alarm 2 is set for when I really really really need to be up or I will be oh so late.

Fortunately for my cat, he doesn't wake me up. I think he knows it would be ugly if he tried.

I have a Joe. I highly recommend getting one.

I have a Joe. I highly recommend getting one.

And where can I get one of those? And, is he on sale?

TEPPY (or anyone else who knows): What is the name of the magic beer?? I finally found a liquor store with a good beer selection and was going to see if they carried it, but I couldn't remember the actual name and I figured asking for "magic beer" would not get me the desired results.

Put the alarm ACROSS the room. Not next to the bed. Open the blinds before you go to bed, if you live somewhere where that's not a safety issue.

Program a voice message on your cell's wake up alarm that is you, telling yourself "Time to get up, get your lazy ass out of bed, and get some shit done!" (That's my message verbatim."

And make the coffee BEFORE you go to bed.

That's all the stuff I did (at the same time, mind you) when I was single.

Now, I can just do the alarm, cause bf either wakes up way before me, or having him lying there hearing me be lazy is guilt enough when I have shit to do.

What is the name of the magic beer?? I finally found a liquor store with a good beer selection and was going to see if they carried it, but I couldn't remember the actual name and I figured asking for "magic beer" would not get me the desired results.

Anderson Valley Brewing Company's Solstice Ale: [link]

Question -- I have a single cup coffeemaker in my office. for the first time, I have a student assistant who comes in early. When I make myself coffee, is it rude to not offer any? It's a one cupper (although I decant to another cup for aesthetic reasons).

My alarm rarely goes off. I usually wake up a few minutes before and flip the switch before the alarm.

Open the blinds before you go to bed, if you live somewhere where that's not a safety issue.

And make the coffee BEFORE you go to bed.

Yep and yep. I do both of these things, too. All I have to do for coffee in the morning is turn on the machine (I don't have one with a timer).

Anderson Valley Brewing Company's Solstice Ale:

That's it!!! Thanks, Nora!

Put the alarm ACROSS the room. Not next to the bed.

That's how I managed the transition from student to worker. For the first year, I had the alarm so far from the bed that, by the time I turned it off, there was no point in going back to bed.

My alarm rarely goes off. I usually wake up a few minutes before and flip the switch before the alarm.

That will never happen in my life ever.

My problem is that my body clock is set to fall asleep around 11-1 and for the deepest, most refreshing sleep to happen from 5am-8am. Generally times when I need to get my ass out of bed. Makes getting up a feat on most days.