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Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 7:25:57 am PDT #28665 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was a freshman, we had a Halloween party with our dorm wing and a woman's wing. I won the costume contest. All I did was borrow a band uniform from a friend in high school....


d - Oct 30, 2009 7:27:58 am PDT #28666 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Dammit. I bought a halloween tshirt that glows in the dark (good for my job) and completely forgot to wear it. Oh well. I only had 1 appointment today anyway.


smonster - Oct 30, 2009 7:36:37 am PDT #28667 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

First place when to someone in a store bought costume like you'd see on a rack in Wal-Mart, Leif was robbed.

For shame, for shame. That stinks.


ChiKat - Oct 30, 2009 7:42:50 am PDT #28668 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Moment of ewwww....class finished up, I dismissed the kids, then looked down and saw a worm coming out of the wall and slithering across the floor. This wall is an inside wall mind you, not a wall to the outside. Ewww.... I made the teacher next door dispose of it for me.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 30, 2009 7:45:43 am PDT #28669 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

The Girl is putting up a CD/DVD unit while singing along to Razorlight's 'America'.

It's purely circumstantial that she does the DIY (would make me fall over, a lot), but it makes me laugh. (I've banned her from wearing trousers at the Big Gay Wedding 'cos then people will think it's a metaphor for our relationship, which has inspired all our friends to go "But she does wear the trousers..." Funny.)


Burrell - Oct 30, 2009 7:48:11 am PDT #28670 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Franny's school is having a Halloween parade today. She's Wonder Woman. OMG the kids costumes are so cute. Store bought or homemade, kids in costumes are just cute. But the thing that makes me want to ditch work and go see the parade is the teachers. Franny's teacher is Mary Ann, and there's Ginger, the Skipper, and Gilligan too.


sj - Oct 30, 2009 7:50:32 am PDT #28671 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I look forward every year to the posting of pictures of Buffista kids in their costumes. I swear they are even cuter than other kids.


-t - Oct 30, 2009 7:50:54 am PDT #28672 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

As much of my costume as I have decided on thus far: [link]


Gudanov - Oct 30, 2009 8:04:45 am PDT #28673 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

The basic elements of my costume. Haven't decided what goes in between them yet...

You?


smonster - Oct 30, 2009 8:16:22 am PDT #28674 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

then looked down and saw a worm coming out of the wall and slithering across the floor. This wall is an inside wall mind you, not a wall to the outside.

Wolves Worms in the walls!