What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Mar 06, 2009 1:28:02 pm PST #2854 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Why am I still so damned tired? I went to bed an hour early last night fuhchrissake because I was tired yesterday.


Hil R. - Mar 06, 2009 2:05:09 pm PST #2855 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just made my hotel reservation for a conference I'm going to in Kentucky. I had to ask the guy to repeat half the things he was saying because of his accent. Each time, he'd sigh and repeat it more slowly and enunciated. I'm not used to having this much trouble with accents, but this guy's accent wasn't quite like anyone else I've ever heard.


Laga - Mar 06, 2009 2:31:47 pm PST #2856 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'll bite. How do you make a hippie paella?


erikaj - Mar 06, 2009 2:57:43 pm PST #2857 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Ella's Pachouli Stand?


omnis_audis - Mar 06, 2009 2:59:18 pm PST #2858 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm not used to having this much trouble with accents, but this guy's accent wasn't quite like anyone else I've ever heard.
When I worked in Eastern KY, my car broke down one night. I flagged down a driver, thinking it was someone from the theater. It turned out to be a 'neighbor' of the theater. Did. Not. Know. there were folks living up in that hollar. Real nice guy, picking me up at 1am in the middle of nowhere. I could not understand a WORD he said. I felt real bad. If he didn't gesture towards his place as we drove by it, I wouldn't have known that's where he lived. It was like that Lurch dude from "Hot Fuzz".


Hil R. - Mar 06, 2009 3:02:35 pm PST #2859 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Chris Brown has been nominated for two Kids Choice Awards. What is wrong with this world?


omnis_audis - Mar 06, 2009 3:13:09 pm PST #2860 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

We just confused the Stage Management intern. She is wearing a shirt that says "I am Second" from [link]

So I asked if her name is "What". "um, I don't know", Noo, he's on third. "who?" No, he's on first. :: dazed look :: Boss and I thought it was funny. She had NO clue at all.

What do you want me to say? We are doing a show about baseball, and you have "I am Second". I'm only human!!!


Hil R. - Mar 06, 2009 3:42:00 pm PST #2861 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, a few years ago, some singer put out a series of songs/videos that was telling this soap-opera-worthy story, with a totally convoluted plot and relationships, with a new video coming out with a new part of the story every few weeks. Who was this? I can't remember, and I can't remember enough to figure out what to try to google.


meara - Mar 06, 2009 3:45:30 pm PST #2862 of 30000

Trapped in the Closet, by R Kelly, Hil?


Hil R. - Mar 06, 2009 3:47:23 pm PST #2863 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yes! Thank you. I was thinking it was Usher, but the only multi-part song I could find for him was Confessions, which was only two parts and nowhere near as weird as I remembered these songs being.