Dwarven war hammer?
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 28, 2009 7:05:10 pm PDT #28448 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
DavidS - Oct 28, 2009 7:05:22 pm PDT #28449 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The problem with the claw hammer is that the claw will get stuck in the skull.
You don't want penetration on a traumatic head blow. You want a peen.
Hil R. - Oct 28, 2009 7:14:36 pm PDT #28450 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Latest swine flu rumor I heard on the internet: Donald Rumsfeld is invested in the companies making the vaccine, and he's stirring up fear of the flu so that he can make a profit on the vaccine. Also, in Canada, the population being hit most severely by the flu is First Nations, so it must be some sort of genocide conspiracy.
Laga - Oct 28, 2009 7:30:55 pm PDT #28451 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The problem with the claw hammer is that the claw will get stuck in the skull.
I'd use the other end, I'm just saying I think more people own claw hammers than ball peen hammers. I'd never even heard of one until I read "Harrison Bergeron".
DavidS - Oct 28, 2009 7:33:56 pm PDT #28452 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'd use the other end
Too blunt, maybe? The peen offers the perfect kill stroke of a penetrating blow without any danger of sticking in the head.
Not too sharp, not too blunt. It'd kill Goldilocks dead.
Pix - Oct 28, 2009 7:47:34 pm PDT #28453 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Best recap of Pocahontas EVER (a la Nostalgia Chick):
Part 1: [link]
Part 2: [link]
Warning: NSFW for language (but so, so funny).
Burrell - Oct 28, 2009 7:50:56 pm PDT #28454 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hil, I would strongly advise you to find another professor that you can work with on your writing, even if you don't officially switch advisors. But the relationship between you and your advisor has grown too toxic for you to keep working in it. So go around him.
Atropa - Oct 28, 2009 7:54:57 pm PDT #28455 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Growing up, I always pretended that I was a witch or vampire princess. Yes, with a castle, sparkly black dresses with fluffy skirts, and legions of minions and flying monkeys that would do my bidding.
Burrell - Oct 28, 2009 8:01:53 pm PDT #28456 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
My friends and I used to run around school all day pretending we were mermaids. Good times.
Polter-Cow - Oct 28, 2009 8:11:52 pm PDT #28457 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My friends and I used to run around school all day pretending we were mermaids.
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