No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Oct 26, 2009 9:35:11 am PDT #27973 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Last night my mom asked if I wanted to come on a cruise with them over Christmas vacation, and I said I hadn't figured out my Christmas plans yet, and she said, "Okay, fine, whatever," and hung up, obviously having expected me to just say, "Sure!"

In better news, here are some e-mails from a woman who took my cancer pharmacology workshop:

Thanks again for the fantastic cancer pharmacology course - it was so well organized that it actually made sense to me!

I asked her who she was in the class, since my guess was she that was one of the more responsive ones who asked a few questions.

I was one of the cytosines, and sat at the front table to your left. I'm a regulatory medical writer with a basic biology background (from a long time ago!). I have little to no memory of organic chemistry, but was able to follow your presentation and I've been telling all my colleagues about it since getting back home!

My boss says I should set up a Facebook fan page for my workshop.


brenda m - Oct 26, 2009 9:35:41 am PDT #27974 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They went out because they knew I wasn't coming since I hadn't answered my phone and hadn't called them back yet (so I wonder whether my dad really intended to drive out to the airport as a Plan B). My mom didn't even bother to get the Pants ready for me since she knew I wasn't coming.

Actually, I'd call this a pretty encouraging sign. Whatever their anger or attitude, they a) accepted you weren't coming over and then b) went and made plans and did something else. That's huge.

It shows a lot more forward progression than the alternatives, which I think would be either sitting home and stewing and then hitting you for making them wait all day or going out with the intent of letting you not see them, which I can only imagine would have been presented as "if you hate seeing us so much we'll go away and you won't have to", i.e., another swipe at how insensitive or hurtful you are.


Steph L. - Oct 26, 2009 9:40:29 am PDT #27975 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I was one of the cytosines

Not a sentence (or clause) you see every day.

Grammar-ly related -- we had a 45-minute discussion today (which hasn't been satisfactorily resolved) as to whether "none" is singular or plural. Answer: both, depending on the context. That drives me nuts! I need a hard and fast rule!


Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 9:41:53 am PDT #27976 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't think of a sentence where "None is" would be more appropriate than "None are," so I'ma vote plural.


smonster - Oct 26, 2009 9:42:26 am PDT #27977 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Virtual damn fine cup a joe and slice of cherry pie to any Googler who finds me a decent image of Laura Palmer's tombstone. I only found this one, which has stupid greenery in the way. [link]

Obsessed? Me? Naw...


beth b - Oct 26, 2009 9:47:04 am PDT #27978 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

asthma means that everything smells too strong. Even smells I normally like. So far the only thing that has smelled good today is bacon


Polter-Cow - Oct 26, 2009 9:51:08 am PDT #27979 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I was one of the cytosines

Not a sentence (or clause) you see every day.

It even threw me for a second, as I expected some sort of "I asked this question" answer. I don't remember who was a cytosine and who was a guanine at this point, though. We did a live-action demonstration of DNA alkylation.

Ooh, a LinkedIn invitation. I enjoy the post-conference LinkedIn flurry.


Steph L. - Oct 26, 2009 9:51:08 am PDT #27980 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I can't think of a sentence where "None is" would be more appropriate than "None are," so I'ma vote plural.

It used to be taught as singular. Something like "None of the staff is attending the meeting."


Atropa - Oct 26, 2009 9:53:02 am PDT #27981 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

smonster, your outfit sounds super-darling!

I went to orientation for my new job this morning. Where "orientation" = fill out paperwork, hear a pep talk, be handed health insurance info to look at later. For this I had to be someplace at 8AM? Hmmph.


beth b - Oct 26, 2009 10:08:56 am PDT #27982 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

My Tivo just rest it self. I do not know why. Technology is not supposed to be unpredictable.