See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Oct 20, 2009 6:10:08 am PDT #27156 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, All-Clad is apparently now selling asshooks for chicken-roasting.


Barb - Oct 20, 2009 6:12:33 am PDT #27157 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

ION, All-Clad is apparently now selling asshooks for chicken-roasting.

Soooo glad I'm not the only one who had that thought when I saw that roaster.


brenda m - Oct 20, 2009 6:23:07 am PDT #27158 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's a pricy asshook.


Connie Neil - Oct 20, 2009 6:54:13 am PDT #27159 of 30000
brillig

So Hubby came through the procedure fine, though his neck was out of whack for a few hours from laying on his stomach. He's already seeing improvement. Our next surgical adventure is the Crusade to Evict the Lutherans from Hubby's skull.

In bad news, my home computer has clawed its way to its last hilltop, gasped gallantly, then fell over clutching a lily to its chest as angels bear the ghost of its motherboard to cyberheaven. We've been glancing around for a new computer, hoping to replace it before it croaked, but entropy has caught up with us. I know what I'm getting for Christmas, a cheap new computer.


brenda m - Oct 20, 2009 6:56:07 am PDT #27160 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good news, Connie.


erikaj - Oct 20, 2009 6:57:58 am PDT #27161 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I know there are some people here that don't really like cat stories, but this is funny. Sometimes in the afternoon, I play with the kitties, using this stick with a feather on the end. I tried to start early, cause I'm not feeling all that creative today, and it just seemed like the cats looked at each other like "Do you wanna tell her or should I?" I think they were just waiting to see how long I would do it. Analysis: Cat toys go on sale if cats just aren't into them.


Aims - Oct 20, 2009 6:58:19 am PDT #27162 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Barb - I didn't get anything.

t kicks computer


Barb - Oct 20, 2009 7:01:45 am PDT #27163 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Okay, resent to both the work addy and the yahoo addy. My email has been acting a wee bit cranky, so it's probably an issue on my end.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 20, 2009 7:20:20 am PDT #27164 of 30000
What is even happening?

Barb, congrats on the house! Kristin, I''m sorry you're having wedding planning woes.

In self-absorbed news: I just had an endometrial biopsy. DO NOT WANT!


WindSparrow - Oct 20, 2009 7:28:29 am PDT #27165 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ouchies, Cindy. Hope the results are ok.