I once offered my cat yogurt - she didn't want any. I told her, "You know, there was a cat here before you, and he totally loved yogurt. You're weird, and he was a better cat than you."

I know I didn't hurt her feelings, because I knew she wouldn't take seriously what I had to say about this alleged "cat before you."

Does the humane society know about this?

Young folk from the local reservation are the main competitors, and it's something of a rite of passage, so there may be complications with tribal traditions in getting the humane society involved.

I once offered my cat yogurt - she didn't want any.

I picked up a stray on base once. The first day home with me she stuck her head directly into the carton of yogurt I was eathing and started licking. Needless to say, I named her Yogi.

One wonders who's responsible for this page and if the Chamber of Commerce has seen it yet.

Evidently. The alien abduction/sexual slavery/polka bit was removed in an edit today. Pity.

I forgot my cellphone at home today and had to spend the day without any internets! I think I'm in withdrawal.

The alien abduction/sexual slavery/polka bit was removed in an edit today. Pity.

Now I don't know what to believe....

My cat will turn up his nose at tuna, turkey, and many other items cats are supposed to love.

He does, however, like salad. I have to give him his own little pile of lettuce so I can make my own salad in peace.

Once, I bought a live catnip plant for him. I placed it next to a flat of arugula seedlings.

Guess which item of greenery was still untouched a few hours later and which had been devoured down to the soil line.

So, I'm taking bets.

How long do we think it will take the boy to notice that I'd like some help cleaning up after dinner by not joining him for television-watching?

I'm betting forever.

Ask. Don't wait for him to notice.

Too subtle, vw.