We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Oct 12, 2009 2:51:25 pm PDT #26173 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh, apparently I got Grandson Brownie Points last night. My grandparents were very pleased that I came down for them.


erin_obscure - Oct 12, 2009 3:31:08 pm PDT #26174 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Actual quote froma call today: "history of being in a comma."

Ok, sure, it's just a type-o....but that launched me into a long tangent of what it must be like to live in a comma. Versus what it would be like to live in a period, or a semicolor, or a parenthetical phrase (that would be my life) or even an ellipse. I suspect that being in an ellipse is a fairly accurate description of severe depression. I've been there, AIWASNOTFG.


Fay - Oct 12, 2009 3:38:59 pm PDT #26175 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Baby, I'm living in a period right now and I can tell you it's mostly HULK SMASH followed by bursting into tears. With random chocolate.

(Sorry, sorry, had to be said.)

How it might feel to live in a Full Stop, otoh, I can barely imagine. Like being a vampire, perhaps? Dead, but not really?


NoiseDesign - Oct 12, 2009 3:41:16 pm PDT #26176 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Living in an exclamation point is just exhausting.


Zenkitty - Oct 12, 2009 4:20:56 pm PDT #26177 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Ginger, I'm sorry all this crap is landing on your head, all at once. You're handling it better than I would, fer sure.


Zenkitty - Oct 12, 2009 4:24:33 pm PDT #26178 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Conversely, some of my authors spell comma as "coma". As in, "Shouldn't these words be in a coma?"


Aims - Oct 12, 2009 4:29:43 pm PDT #26179 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

To them I would respond, "No, but were you when you wrote this?"


Lee - Oct 12, 2009 4:36:50 pm PDT #26180 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Serial comas would suck.


-t - Oct 12, 2009 4:45:52 pm PDT #26181 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A misplaced coma is nobody's friend.


DCJensen - Oct 12, 2009 5:27:01 pm PDT #26182 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I know I had one right here, somewhere...