Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Oct 12, 2009 12:52:59 pm PDT #26161 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oil can! Oil can!

Exactly!


-t - Oct 12, 2009 12:53:52 pm PDT #26162 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{Ginger}}


Ginger - Oct 12, 2009 12:55:52 pm PDT #26163 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry for whining, but I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by large, expensive, wet ducks.


beth b - Oct 12, 2009 1:03:53 pm PDT #26164 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

No, ginger, you are being swallowed whole by those Ducks. I'm so sorry


hippocampus - Oct 12, 2009 1:04:22 pm PDT #26165 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

{{Ginger}}


Barb - Oct 12, 2009 1:05:37 pm PDT #26166 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

You whine away, Ginger. I'd be ready to spit (rusty) nails by now.


-t - Oct 12, 2009 1:13:52 pm PDT #26167 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's a lot, Ginger, no doubt.

You know how they say it's better to burn out than it is to rust? Don't you believe it. It's the same process, just a matter of the speed and energy of reaction.


Sean K - Oct 12, 2009 1:14:51 pm PDT #26168 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

GAH! Talk about bad placement. Sorry, Ginger.


Hil R. - Oct 12, 2009 2:23:34 pm PDT #26169 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm sick of job search stuff. There is way too much stuff I have to write, and I'm just getting tired of writing.


Fay - Oct 12, 2009 2:35:15 pm PDT #26170 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Okay, this exact time yesterday morning I was lying in bed reading Bitches, and read about the Amp thing, and was repelled, and went to Twitter and posted a #Pepsifail tweet. And promptly did a search to see if anyone else was already twittering thus.

They were not. It was the first such tweet.

Today? PEPSI THEMSELVES ARE USING MY HASHTAG TO APOLOGISE TO ALL THE PEOPLE USING MY HASHTAG!

Because of what memfault posted in Bitches yesterday!

WE ARE AS GODS! t /Andrew