ew. I was so hoping it was a hoax.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 12, 2009 8:52:35 am PDT #26142 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
erin_obscure - Oct 12, 2009 9:26:19 am PDT #26143 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Smonster: small reassurance, but if your cat pees on your bed, you will know it with zero doubt.
smonster - Oct 12, 2009 9:44:24 am PDT #26144 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
erin_o - Oh, I know. I have prior experience with cat pee in new places, with this cat in particular. It's just that I have a really bad sense of smell, and I've never seen her scratch on the bed before so it freaks me out. The only thing I can think of is that maybe rooomie's cat curled up on my bed, so she was just expressing her dislike of his smell? Idk.
I still might wash my sheets and comforter tonight. Because what if she's *planning* to pee?
/pee paranoia
I feel like I've been productive enough for a Monday. Can I go now?
erin_obscure - Oct 12, 2009 9:54:45 am PDT #26145 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
My bed-peer does the scratching thing beforehand (you know, digging the space in which to pee) and then after (to "cover it up.")
My other cat, however, will just randomly go on digging binges where he attempts to burrow into my duvet. Part of the late-night spazzies, apparently. It freaks me out every single time. They both look the same, so when one wakes me up with scratching on the bed...well...i just lock everyone in the bathroom to be safe.
Can't hurt to wash with a splash of vinegar. Just in case.
Glamcookie - Oct 12, 2009 10:13:51 am PDT #26146 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Well, shit. My glucose test came back a little elevated so now I have to have the 3 hour test, during which they draw blood every hour for 3 hours. I hope I pass it! No to the gestational diabetes!
Jessica - Oct 12, 2009 10:14:59 am PDT #26147 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh, UGH, GC. I never had to do that one, but it sounds like the exact opposite of fun.
Burrell - Oct 12, 2009 10:30:04 am PDT #26148 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ugh GC. I hope you pass the test, I hates that nasty orange soda. I almost hurled the first time I drank it so I have v. bad associations with it.
Barb - Oct 12, 2009 10:41:08 am PDT #26149 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Ugh GC. I hope you pass the test, I hates that nasty orange soda. I almost hurled the first time I drank it so I have v. bad associations with it.
What Burrell said, GC. Lots of test passing ~ma to you and the Glambaby
Shir - Oct 12, 2009 10:42:02 am PDT #26150 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Ugh, GC. Good luck, good luck, good luck.
I achieved new bra today, and you know what? I don't think I'll EVER be tired of hearing compliments on my boobs.
I need to pack my room in J-lem. But I'm very, very tired and don't want to.
Polter-Cow - Oct 12, 2009 10:52:02 am PDT #26151 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I don't think I'll EVER be tired of hearing compliments on my boobs.
Nice boobs, Shir.