since I'm ttc and my lmp was 2wa I had to go and get an opk and since that was positive and I had the ewcm and bbt was up, I went home and dtd AIWFG!!! Baby dust baby dust baby dust!!
It is sad, sad, SAD that I didn't have to look any of that up.
And can follow it up with "and now it's the 2ww until I can POAS! Hope I don't see another BFN. Baby dust! Baby dust!"
Oh Lord, yes. And don't forget PUPO!
I'm guessing it's like Pixie Dust.
job~ma Jilli!
Baby dust = conception ~ma.
Translation:
since I'm ttc (trying to conceive) and my lmp (last menstrual period) was 2wa (2 weeks ago) I had to go and get an opk (ovulation predictor kit) and since that was positive and I had the ewcm (egg white cervical mucus) and bbt (basal body temp) was up, I went home and dtd (did the deed) AIWFG (and it was fucking great)!!! Baby dust baby dust baby dust!! and now it's the 2ww (2 week wait) until I can POAS (pee ona stick)! Hope I don't see another BFN (Big fat negative). Baby dust! Baby dust!! I'm 21dpo (days post ovulation) and still BFN (big fat negative) but no af (Aunt Flow)!! WTF (what the fuck)?? Guess I'm PUPO!! (pregnant until proven otherwise)!!
RAS (running away scared)
ttc = hell no
lmp = 9/11/01 (really)
dtd = much more recently
I think I was able to puzzle out about the first 3 acronyms and after that I got totally lost. I'll go a step farther and say Polar Bear PB.
Job~ma, Jilli!
Aims' acronym fest scared me. And I work for an NGO.
I blame the military for all the acronyms.
Tons o ~ma for you Jilli! Because you ARE awesome!