If you think using girlfriend in English is confusing, in Hebrew is so much worse.
It's THE SAME FREAKING WORD for a female friend/girlfriend, and a male friend/boyfriend.
So there's a word that's almost halfway between friend and an acquaintance, but I don't like using it much. Some people aren't my acquaintances, dammit, they're my friends and it's not their fault they're males.
In such cases, to make clear we're no romantically involved yet they're very best friends of mine, I use the boyfriend/friend word without specify it as definite. There's no confusion if I say "a friend/boyfriend of mine".
At least, not yet.
Thank God I'm monogamic.
Now I feel bad for my parents. They would never
ask
me if I was dating anybody, and I never told them I was, because I never was. So it turns out they were often assuming my female flatmates were my girlfriends. Then when my best friend died of AIDS, they assumed we must have been lovers so they started to worry I might have AIDS too.
My mother once sat on a jury for a trial that lasted 9 months.
Your mom knitted during that trial, right? (not the courtroom parts, but I think I remember seeing the results).
I find it odd that in the 15 years I've lived in this area, I've only been called to jury duty once. And we never got to trial stage. We were lining up to go in for voir dire, and the defendant copped a plea.
Now I feel bad for my parents. They would never ask me if I was dating anybody, and I never told them I was, because I never was. So it turns out they were often assuming my female flatmates were my girlfriends. Then when my best friend died of AIDS, they assumed we must have been lovers so they started to worry I might have AIDS too.
God, tommy.
Never bring up robotics, OK?
Do Americans not use 'partner' very widely (for straight relationships), then?
Only in action movies.
"You killed my partner, Ricardo! I'm taking you down!"
Thank God I'm monogamic.
You only play one game? Like...is it Solitaire, which you can do all the time, or are you stuck with, like, Sorry, where you need at least one or more other people? What do you do at poker games, just say "Only play Solitaire. Or Sorry. Sorry."
...
Oh, okay. Never mind.
I find it odd that in the 15 years I've lived in this area, I've only been called to jury duty once. And we never got to trial stage. We were lining up to go in for voir dire, and the defendant copped a plea.
In the six months I worked as a court clerk, I set a jury trial at least 4 times. Each time, bright and early the morning it was scheduled, one or the other of the attorneys would make a motion for continuance, and the judge would grant it. So we never got to actually hold the damn trial.
The Pennsylvania marriage thing exists because that's how Quakers marry - there is no clergy marrying you. You declare yourself as engaged to the congregation and they help you along and then you say you're married and so you are. And so here you can get a special license and do it yourself with some witnesses (I have a few friends who have done so, and had I been married in this state I would have done the same).
I actually don't know how to play poker. I'm pretty good with Taki. [link]
Hell, I do the cards very, very rarely.
I prefer Israeli camping games. They require a certain amount of knowing the field, camouflage, deception and tend to be... kind of extreme.
"She's not my special lady, she's my god damned lady friend!"
t /Lebowski
