Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 07, 2009 9:51:48 am PDT #25562 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Boy (I'm not confusing Buffista's spouses, am I?)

That's the one! (Boyfriend, not husband, but since we live together, he really is a spousal equivalent.)

I'm a waxy-ear girl too.

I should probably confess that it was caused (or at least compounded) by Q-tip use, for which the doctor chastised me. Well, rolled his eyes.

Dr.: [looks in ear, moment of silence passes] "Do you use Q-tips?"

Me: "...no?"

Dr.: "Yeah, THAT was convincing."


Kathy A - Oct 07, 2009 9:51:54 am PDT #25563 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The only reason I bitch about it is when I have to go downtown to fulfill my jury duty obligations. It's a pain to get there from the far suburbs on public transportation, and driving means you have to pay up to $25-30 to park for the day. Now, if they'd tell me to report to one of the northern suburban courthouses with free parking lots, no problem!!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 07, 2009 9:53:04 am PDT #25564 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

In the UK you can claim financial compensation for the time you spend on jury service. I don't think it's very much, but it's something.


Jessica - Oct 07, 2009 9:55:29 am PDT #25565 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I know some people who bitch about jury duty even when their company covers it (thus not losing out on money, and not having to work double-shifts). I do not understand it.

Jury duty always seems to come during the crunchiest of crunch times in our fiscal year, so even though technically I don't have to make up the lost hours, it still winds up creating a mountain of extra work when I get back.


Sparky1 - Oct 07, 2009 9:56:18 am PDT #25566 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I'm pretty sure "my dad's a judge"

That wouldn't get you off the hook in most US jurisdictions, I think, since "I'm an attorney" hasn't worked for me.

My mother once sat on a jury for a trial that lasted 9 months. She was a teacher, so she did receive her full salary, and her job was protected. However, there were no family vacations, etc., during those months (which covered a summer - the only summer we didn't go to Maine).


javachik - Oct 07, 2009 9:57:13 am PDT #25567 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Jessica, how flexible is NY in terms of jury duty deferments?

Wow, Sparky, what kind of case was it?

I'd really feel for someone who has to be sequestered.


Jessica - Oct 07, 2009 9:59:11 am PDT #25568 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm told it's possible, but I've never been able to successfully navigate the phone system well enough to find out for myself.


Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2009 10:01:15 am PDT #25569 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like your doctor, Tep.


Atropa - Oct 07, 2009 10:01:16 am PDT #25570 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, is The Ghostly Equestrian Ball on your calendar?

I saw it on Jill Tracy's Twitter. Alas, there is no way we can go! But i can't feel too broken up about it, as Pete is taking me to Portland three days before that so I can go see Emilie Autumn and her Bloomer Brigade.


javachik - Oct 07, 2009 10:01:58 am PDT #25571 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm told it's possible, but I've never been able to successfully navigate the phone system well enough to find out for myself.

Considering what happened when I donated my nonrunning car (and didn't know that I should take the license plates off), and it apparently was sold to someone in NY who went around loading up on parking tickets...and ended up getting horribly mean letters and phone calls from the City of NY (even AFTER faxing them the DMV printout that proved I hadn't owned the damn car for 3 years!)... Well, I feel for anyone who has to navigate that city's civil system.