And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Oct 02, 2009 5:38:12 pm PDT #25206 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Zenkitty just shared this in Natter, and it provided me a much needed laugh. I just know the Bitches will also appreciate watching someone get "shagged by a rare parrot".

Kakapo! Too awesome.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2009 5:45:48 pm PDT #25207 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

heh, tommy.

It was funny and cute.

Oh, that is SOOOOO like Olivia. She just NEVER EVER stops talking. I just took her to the grocery and I feel completely spent. I want a sensory deprivation tank just for the quiet.


Hil R. - Oct 02, 2009 8:04:41 pm PDT #25208 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is it wrong that I kind of have a crush on one of the Wiggles?


billytea - Oct 02, 2009 8:11:15 pm PDT #25209 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Is it wrong that I kind of have a crush on one of the Wiggles?

I think we need to know which one before we can make a judgment call.


Hil R. - Oct 02, 2009 8:14:07 pm PDT #25210 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The one in the yellow shirt.


Hil R. - Oct 02, 2009 8:18:52 pm PDT #25211 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I mean, how can you not? [link]


billytea - Oct 02, 2009 8:36:47 pm PDT #25212 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, as long as it's not the Red Wiggle. Of course, this leaves open the question of whether we're talking about Original Yellow Wiggle or New and Improved Yellow Wiggle.


Vortex - Oct 02, 2009 8:42:50 pm PDT #25213 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

At least it's not the blue wiggle, who is clearly gayer than box of maribou.


billytea - Oct 02, 2009 8:51:22 pm PDT #25214 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

At least it's not the blue wiggle, who is clearly gayer than box of maribou.

His wife's going to be disappointed.


Vortex - Oct 02, 2009 8:59:41 pm PDT #25215 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Really? I'm shocked. I've never seen a straight man's hips move that way. And with such enthusiasm!