No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2009 2:17:22 am PST #2501 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

bleargh. woke up with my wrist hurting. can't find my wrist brace, so I ace bandaged it for now. I revise my previous "I hate my body" to "My body hates me."


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2009 2:30:10 am PST #2502 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Whoa, man. Jaw is sore this morning. You'd think I got a tooth pulled, or something!

...what?

Comparatively, the soreness is nothing next to the pain I was having, so ibuprofen will probably zap it. But I got a major low-blood-sugar rush when I got out of the shower. Apparently 4 days of not eating will take a toll on a person. So I'm sucking down fruit juice and eating a banana. Man, that was weird.


sj - Mar 03, 2009 2:47:36 am PST #2503 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gronk. I managed to get a little bit of sleep on the couch.

{{{Hil}}} and {{{Teppy}}} Feel better.


Aims - Mar 03, 2009 3:17:06 am PST #2504 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OMG I feel like ass.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2009 4:12:48 am PST #2505 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I want a cupcake.

Jesus, do I ever want a cupcake. I tell you what -- that's the first thing I'm eating once I'm satisfied that bits won't lodge in the tooth gap.


d - Mar 03, 2009 4:25:47 am PST #2506 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Aims I am right there with you.

Steph, you might could eat a cupcake now if you let each bite dissolved in your mouth before swallowing. It's possible the temptation of cupcakes is too strong for me.


WindSparrow - Mar 03, 2009 4:34:38 am PST #2507 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

OMG I feel like ass.

I am right there with you.

Anybody else go to a porny place with this one?


Aims - Mar 03, 2009 4:40:31 am PST #2508 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ha!!

For the record - I am not feeling like THAT sort of ass.


Cashmere - Mar 03, 2009 5:00:30 am PST #2509 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

*feels Aims*

Yup, it's true.


d - Mar 03, 2009 5:16:13 am PST #2510 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Anybody else go to a porny place with this one?
Hee!