Fer crying out loud, Vortex! Are you going to try to find someone else to do it?
Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SailAweigh - Sep 25, 2009 7:30:26 am PDT #24369 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
ChiKat - Sep 25, 2009 7:31:06 am PDT #24370 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
had gone to Vegas for a week and didn't tell anyone in the office
And she wasn't fired?????
smonster - Sep 25, 2009 7:31:15 am PDT #24371 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
she had gone to Vegas for a week and didn't tell anyone in the office
She did what now? ZOMG. Reminds me of a contractor my parents hired who once left the COUNTRY without telling them. Never mind that this was the second time they'd hired him, and the first time a one-month project turned into a nine-month project.
Polter-Cow - Sep 25, 2009 7:33:30 am PDT #24372 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
had gone to Vegas for a week and didn't tell anyone in the office
Vegas...or ARGENTINA?
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2009 7:38:06 am PDT #24373 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
she had gone to Vegas for a week and didn't tell anyone in the office
I used to work at the Memorial Union kitchen at UW-Madison. While there, I heard the Legend of the Guy Who Didn't Show Up For Work For a Week.
So, this guy doesn't show up for work for a week. Then when he does show up, he assumes he's been fired. But he wasn't, as no one noticed that he wasn't there.
Now that was a great place to work if you were a slacker college student. Especially if you had access to the bake shop liquor cabinet....
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 25, 2009 7:44:34 am PDT #24374 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Owie. Stoopid borderline hypermobility.
Do you ever try wrist splints? I try not to type without them. They make a noticeable difference.
So, this guy doesn't show up for work for a week. Then when he does show up, he assumes he's been fired. But he wasn't, as no one noticed that he wasn't there.
And the guy was getting paid? I have never heard of anywhere where that would be even remotely possible.
Friend coming over for pizza. I love friends!
Jessica - Sep 25, 2009 7:45:47 am PDT #24375 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So, this guy doesn't show up for work for a week. Then when he does show up, he assumes he's been fired. But he wasn't, as no one noticed that he wasn't there.
Like Murray in Flight of the Conchords!
(Or George in that episode of Seinfeld.)
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2009 7:46:32 am PDT #24376 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And the guy was getting paid? I have never heard of anywhere where that would be even remotely possible.
No, he wasn't clocking in while he was gone. But he realized that he could have been paid if only he had arranged for someone else to clock in and out for him.
Polter-Cow - Sep 25, 2009 7:49:16 am PDT #24377 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Friend coming over for pizza. I love friends!
Me too!
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2009 7:49:34 am PDT #24378 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I love pizza!