Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 24, 2009 5:02:57 pm PDT #24315 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Are allergies kicking anyone else's ass this year?

Mine, big time. It's been raining for the past 3 days, and I'm so grateful, because it gets some of the floaty drifty ragweedy stuff out of the air. It doesn't help that we live basically at the base of a ginormous park (seriously -- 1,500 acres) that's one big hill -- all the pollen, etc., from all the flora in the park just floats downhill. TO US.

Ragweed can fuck off and die.


sj - Sep 24, 2009 5:11:38 pm PDT #24316 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

At least I am in good company in the allergy corner. Fuck ragweed!


ChiKat - Sep 24, 2009 5:15:39 pm PDT #24317 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Fuck ragweed!

Oh dear. It's making my eyes itch. I really don't want my girly bits itching like that, too.


sj - Sep 24, 2009 5:28:09 pm PDT #24318 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Heh.


Lee - Sep 24, 2009 6:23:01 pm PDT #24319 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Guess who just walked through half the office with the hem of her skirt tucked into the waistband of her panties??

Today, I stood up when a partner came into my office, and my pants kind of fell off.


DavidS - Sep 24, 2009 6:32:11 pm PDT #24320 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Today, I stood up when a partner came into my office, and my pants kind of fell off.

Sounds like inside pants malfunction.


Lee - Sep 24, 2009 6:37:21 pm PDT #24321 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yeah, not so much.


DavidS - Sep 24, 2009 6:52:50 pm PDT #24322 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not saying you wore pajamas to work!

Though if you could wear pajamas to work I suspect you would.


Lee - Sep 24, 2009 7:00:37 pm PDT #24323 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

yeah, fair point.


Cass - Sep 24, 2009 7:00:46 pm PDT #24324 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Though if you could wear pajamas to work I suspect you would.

It's my biggest joy about working from home, honestly. Well, that and not worrying what tabs I have open on my computer.