How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 24, 2009 8:34:31 am PDT #24240 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

this makes me think of an old Friends episode...

"Whatever... I'm breezy!"


Atropa - Sep 24, 2009 8:39:02 am PDT #24241 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I do believe these will be added to my wardrobe.

Ooooh. Yes, get those.

I'm so glad (most) women's shirts don't need cufflinks.

But I DO have some shirts that need cufflinks!

Rehearse it beforehand! Keep it short and pleasant. There should be several days of separation between the email and call.

After that, no contact to her until you get a reply. If she's got an email from you and a phone call then it's entirely up to her at that point.

These are your rules.

These are very good rules, and I agree with all of them.


StuntHusband - Sep 24, 2009 8:40:47 am PDT #24242 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

But I DO have some shirts that need cufflinks!

(in John Adams' voice) Oh good GOD.

You - YOU, JILLI - do *not* need cufflinks with which you can set people on FIRE.

(nor do I, but ha HA! you can't STOP MEEEEE!)


Atropa - Sep 24, 2009 8:45:28 am PDT #24243 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You - YOU, JILLI - do *not* need cufflinks with which you can set people on FIRE.

Do so.


StuntHusband - Sep 24, 2009 8:47:20 am PDT #24244 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Do so.

I have Eddie Izzard running through my head now, THANKS. Of course, since he just ran all over the UK, and is now running for Parliament, this isn't entirely uncalled-for.


Aims - Sep 24, 2009 8:47:49 am PDT #24245 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I agree with Jilli. She totally needs fire-making cufflinks. For lighting sparklers on ... well, any day really.


Atropa - Sep 24, 2009 8:50:34 am PDT #24246 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I agree with Jilli. She totally needs fire-making cufflinks. For lighting sparklers on ... well, any day really.

See?! Seeeeeee?! Other people think I need them. It's not just a whim on my part!


Atropa - Sep 24, 2009 8:51:39 am PDT #24247 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

wanders over to Etsy page

Dammit, they're sold out. Thwarted!


Calli - Sep 24, 2009 8:55:15 am PDT #24248 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

and is now running for Parliament

Oh, I've never wanted to be British so much in my entire life! (And in his constituency and whatnot.)


Aims - Sep 24, 2009 8:57:38 am PDT #24249 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How about these, Jilli> [link]