Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Sep 23, 2009 5:27:50 pm PDT #24170 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Stay tuned for future freakouts.

Freak out as much as you need to. I would be freaked, too. And seriously, the universe needs to lay off y'all.


Laura - Sep 23, 2009 5:33:27 pm PDT #24171 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

So we could clear up several things by mounting a Crusade against the Skull Lutherans

That sounds encouraging. {{Connie}}

I hate the phone but have this thing where I remember numbers. Everybody's numbers. People in the office don't look up numbers; they ask me.

There was something else, but I forgot what it was after being distracted by the Jilli and SH show. So, it's all good.


-t - Sep 23, 2009 5:44:20 pm PDT #24172 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So we could clear up several things by mounting a Crusade against the Skull Lutherans

Oh, I hope so. Go Righteous Scalpels of Cleansing!


Stephanie - Sep 23, 2009 5:47:33 pm PDT #24173 of 30000
Trust my rage

Connie, that is freaky. But it would be cool if it fixes lots of other stuff.

Our 4th fish is dying. Goldfish are supposed to be super hardy but this is #4 in about 10 days. He's covered in ick. Ellie is not really upset but I feel like I took these healthy creatures and have totally failed them. I don't even like them so much but it feels so wasteful.


omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2009 6:49:48 pm PDT #24174 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Huh, talked to dad's gf. If he stops being so stubborn and starts to eat & drink, he could go home Sunday. Turns out, the main reason he was inubated so long, he got pneumonia between check in and being in surgery.

I also talked to my aunt, his older sister. We talked for nearly three hours! She's not taking dads surgery well. I think she's sensing her own mortality or something. And pushing 70 with no kids, she sounds rather lonely. Which might explain the 3 hour call.

I dunno about my family. Nobody wants to call anyone, but when called, will drain your phone battery dry.


Polter-Cow - Sep 23, 2009 7:03:02 pm PDT #24175 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"Did you fast yesterday?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, you can start next Tuesday then."
"Su—...I'm not going to do it, you know."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to."
"Why not?
"Why should I?"
"So how's the job?"
"It's good."
"That's good. So why don't you want to fast?"
"Because I like eating food?"
"Okay."


-t - Sep 23, 2009 7:05:52 pm PDT #24176 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like it went pretty well.


Polter-Cow - Sep 23, 2009 7:11:20 pm PDT #24177 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Maybe I'm breaking her spirit.


tommyrot - Sep 23, 2009 7:12:40 pm PDT #24178 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That sounds like it went pretty well.

Yeah. Plus it made me laugh....


Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 7:25:25 pm PDT #24179 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Connie, freak out as much as you need to.