I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Sep 21, 2009 9:51:59 am PDT #23949 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You must have given him a terrific life, Seska.


Glamcookie - Sep 21, 2009 9:55:23 am PDT #23950 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, smonster!

I'm sorry about the hamster :(

Dude, I am just uncomfortable all the friggin' time. My back is killing me every single day, I can't sleep even though I'm exhausted, and I'm having, ahem, bathroom issues. ARGH! Mama is in misery.


Jessica - Sep 21, 2009 9:56:48 am PDT #23951 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

GC, I recommend strong hints to friends and family that gift certs for prenatal massage make great surprise gifts.


Glamcookie - Sep 21, 2009 9:58:07 am PDT #23952 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Yeah, I'm not generally down with strangers touching on me (AKA massage), but I'm about ready to try anything to get rid of this back pain.


Jessica - Sep 21, 2009 10:00:58 am PDT #23953 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If massage isn't your thing, maybe find a day spa where you can just sit in a hot tub for a few hours?


DCJensen - Sep 21, 2009 10:02:13 am PDT #23954 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Happy Birthday, smonster!!


DCJensen - Sep 21, 2009 10:02:16 am PDT #23955 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Happy Birthday, smonster!!


Vortex - Sep 21, 2009 10:02:23 am PDT #23956 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't know if it's okay for pregnancy, but maybe some time in a steam room at a gym?


Jessica - Sep 21, 2009 10:03:21 am PDT #23957 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh yeah, by "hot tub" I don't mean the super-hot ones. Just a regular temp heated pool with jets.


Glamcookie - Sep 21, 2009 10:04:21 am PDT #23958 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Being in the pool or laying on my heating pad helps, but unfortunately I can't do that all day long.