Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Sep 21, 2009 6:39:52 am PDT #23910 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The ship I'd pick from Heinlein would be The Rolling Stone.

Shir, I don't think the Superwoman syndrome is a sign of immaturity. At every age, people have to relearn what they *can* accomplish as opposed to what they want to accomplish. Marriage, classes, children, illness and all sorts of other life changes mean that's something everyone has to continually relearn. I am very bad at it, so, as Cindy says, if you find the answer, let us know.


smonster - Sep 21, 2009 7:21:29 am PDT #23911 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Timelies! I took the day off today since I believe a birthday should not be celebrated at work if at all possible.

Continued ~ma to Rigatoni.

Seen on the road this morning- a custom new Dodge Charger in puce with the plate "SNOTRKT." Umm, raise your hand if ewww?


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 7:22:30 am PDT #23912 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies smonster!!


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 7:23:36 am PDT #23913 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

a custom new Dodge Charger in puce with the plate "SNOTRKT." Umm, raise your hand if ewww?

Maybe SMEGRKT, PHLGHMRKT and PUKERKT were already taken?


Shir - Sep 21, 2009 7:23:58 am PDT #23914 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Happy birthday, smonster!


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2009 7:24:08 am PDT #23915 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I saw a car yesterday with a SONFGOD plate.


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2009 7:24:21 am PDT #23916 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy birthday, smonster!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 21, 2009 7:25:06 am PDT #23917 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Birthday happies, smonster!


Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2009 7:36:03 am PDT #23918 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, smonster!


Polter-Cow - Sep 21, 2009 7:38:52 am PDT #23919 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, smonster!