Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Sep 17, 2009 9:30:23 am PDT #23556 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

sending out the ~ma to DJ's friend's mom, and Rigatoni, and omnis's dad, and Brenda's sister. Lots of ~ma, all around.

I gave up trying to classify all my cousins. Apparently I'm related to half the state of Tennessee. Anyone my grandparents' age was "Aunt" and "Uncle" and anyone younger was "Cousin". I called people whatever my mom called them. At some point in my developing awareness I realized that all these old people (my grandmother had a LOT of friends and relatives and someone visited every day) had first and last names, and lives wherein they knew each other before I came along. I remember being somewhat shocked to find that the old guy who smelled like whiskey and drew me rabbits was not just "Uncle C.D.", he was my grandmother's brother, Charles D. Stone, once the little kid in the old family photo in the spare bedroom. Frankly, it was weird.

I still miss getting an Easter Dress. I think I'll start again.

Oh, that's a tradition I like. Is it too late to buy this year's Easter dress?

I also love the term "anecdata", and will steal it.

Yet another reason why I need to finish my bookshelves and get all my books unpacked so I can at least figure out what I own.

-t is me.

I think you should casually mention how being preggers makes you hungry all the time and then faint dramatically about 20 minutes later.

A friend of mine actually did that! Not faking. We were in one of those one-hour meetings that turn into 3 hours because no one will shut up, and after timidly mentioning a couple times that she hadn't had breakfast, she turned paper-white and passed out and fell out of her chair. (She was fine. Just needed OJ and an egg sandwich.) Ever since then, anytime one of us ladies says firmly, I have to eat now, the team meeting wraps up in a hurry. We try not to abuse our power.

Happy house-hunting, Barb!

oo, long post. I should be working.


Vortex - Sep 17, 2009 9:33:31 am PDT #23557 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

This is one we've been looking at. I love the kitchen.

HMOG yes. I want to do things to, with, and on that stove.


omnis_audis - Sep 17, 2009 9:42:50 am PDT #23558 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

When's your dad's surgery? We'll be sending good thoughts his way.
Friday. Not sure when Friday, but Friday sometime, probably morning.


P.M. Marc - Sep 17, 2009 9:44:41 am PDT #23559 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Mmm. Nice stove...


Daisy Jane - Sep 17, 2009 9:47:28 am PDT #23560 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And I just talked to another one of us, and we're thinking she may fly here and I'll drive her home if needed.

Her mom just got out of surgery, and said for K not to come unless, "Things took a turn for the worse." There is an infection, which is scary, but K also has 2 kids and a job that while being cool about taking the time she needs, can't really be done by someone else.


Barb - Sep 17, 2009 9:59:20 am PDT #23561 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

HMOG yes. I want to do things to, with, and on that stove.

We'd be havin' us some kinda party, no?


Vortex - Sep 17, 2009 10:00:47 am PDT #23562 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We'd be havin' us some kinda party, no?

how much would I love to have my Bitches in a big kitchen, cooking a fabulous meal together, drinking wine and talking about whatever pops into our heads. THIS MUCH!!!!


Barb - Sep 17, 2009 10:05:34 am PDT #23563 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

how much would I love to have my Bitches in a big kitchen, cooking a fabulous meal together, drinking wine and talking about whatever pops into our heads. THIS MUCH!!!!

::cries with the wanting::


Shir - Sep 17, 2009 10:18:51 am PDT #23564 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

brenda, job~ma to the sis.

Also, cat and health~ma, Fred.

Now, if y'all just look into Press, there's something you waited to see there...


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2009 10:21:57 am PDT #23565 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww....

Thanks for posting those, Shir!