This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Sep 15, 2009 5:13:11 am PDT #23141 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, Aims, that definitely does not sound like a "cha-Ching!" type of situation to me. I mean, they don't need a telethon, but... ETA: Thanks, Trudy.


Cashmere - Sep 15, 2009 5:34:41 am PDT #23142 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

In honor of Vortex's dad.


Polter-Cow - Sep 15, 2009 5:37:58 am PDT #23143 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Nora!!


Cashmere - Sep 15, 2009 5:38:53 am PDT #23144 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Nora Day!


Vortex - Sep 15, 2009 5:41:42 am PDT #23145 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In honor of Vortex's dad.

I TOTALLY thought of my dad when I saw that on TV. Especially the part with him wandering around the aisles. :)


Calli - Sep 15, 2009 6:05:09 am PDT #23146 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Seska, ~ma for the Girl's family.

Happy Birthday, Nora!

Edited because while I hope Nora would also have a happy birtday, that's not what this is.


Steph L. - Sep 15, 2009 6:07:09 am PDT #23147 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Was this thread where people were talking about the xkcd tech support flow chart? And printing it out to give to parents/bosses, etc?

You can get it as a t-shirt now: [link] Nifty!


Polter-Cow - Sep 15, 2009 6:21:02 am PDT #23148 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm seeing Randall Munroe next Monday!


Dana - Sep 15, 2009 6:22:48 am PDT #23149 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Seska, is your partner flying to Houston as in Houston, Texas? If so, M.D. Anderson is the place to be, and hopefully, they'll take care of your girl and her dad.


Steph L. - Sep 15, 2009 6:24:05 am PDT #23150 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm seeing Randall Munroe next Monday!

I can't hear you over my jealousy.