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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My dad said "if you need anything from THAT aisle, I'll buy it, but I need specifics. I need to know the name, how many, and the color of the box!"
There are still times I have to remember what to buy by color.
That story is hysterical (heh), Vortex. I don't remember hearing it before. Cool dude.
Plus? Bonus for your tag - "Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Your dad's awesome, Vortex.
David, Scott laughed out loud at your E story.
You can tell him that Emmett was extremely enthusiastic. To the point that he was shoving his junk in my face as I sat on the couch, and made a point of showing it. (Since he's blonde this involved a very special puppet show. "Look!")
Oh Vortex, that's awesome! I just remember pleading with my mother, "Don't tell Daddy. Don't tell Daddy." She already had (and was honest with me about that, so points to her) so it was a moot point.
Oldest boychild overheard certain female in my house, tonight and I was pretty sure of that, from the moment it happened (just based on our proximity) so I asked later, if he knew was was going on. He did. His father then promptly told him to keep the boys away from his sister. 50% of me was thinking, "Oh, yeah," while the other 50 was thinking, "Don't do that." But on the whole, yeah.
Laughing like a drain at Emmett.
Yeah, Cindy, if my mom's a flower child...R's mom? Took it up to 11.
Okay, so erika, you're much younger and have seen friends traumatized by this. Is buying Blume's Are You There, God... overkill? I haven't done it, yet, so any answer is cool (I need no reassurance).
when my father poked his head around the corner and yelled "period! period! period!" I cracked up.
Awww, man, that's genius.
::knuckle bumps Vortex's Dad::
In another of the "java's mother was crazy" (and not the fun kind of crazy)stories, notice of MY first period was included in a Christmas letter that went out to 100+ people.
I wish I were making that up.
I love that story, Vortex.
very well may be my favorite dad story of all time. and I have a lot of good ones :)